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Here's a monkey bike.
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It should go nicely with your boots.
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Gripper wrote:Here's a monkey bike.
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It should go nicely with your boots.
I Hate those awful things.
they where HOT around here some years ago. :?
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:lol:

someone i work with had a party last new year's eve and they hired 6 of those mini-bikes and had races up and down the street on them :lol: :notworthy:
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Quiff Boy wrote::lol:

someone i work with had a party last new year's eve and they hired 6 of those mini-bikes and had races up and down the street on them :lol: :notworthy:
Right, that's it....

To make this kind of relevant to the forum I reckon I should chuck in some sort of Sisters reference at this point- and you can't get much more relevant than pyramid building...

Bear with me...

We should hire six of those monkey bikes for the Crewe Smurphs gig, then enter the gig in some kind of giant six-monkeybike-based pyramid, like The White Helmets used to do. That should mean at least 21 of the audience (which might be almost all of them, granted) taking part.

So:
1) Who knows how to pilot one of those things?
2) Any volunteers for who should go on the top?
3) Will there be enough space on the dancefloor to do one of those alternately-crossing-over-each-other-at-high-speed stunts before the last encore?
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to make it Sisters related I would've just said the bikes are Von sized. Whatever floats your boat though...
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Quiff Boy wrote:someone i work with had a party last new year's eve and they hired 6 of those mini-bikes and had races up and down the street on them :lol: :notworthy:
there goes the neighbourhood!
Gripper wrote:Right, that's it....

To make this kind of relevant to the forum I reckon I should chuck in some sort of Sisters reference at this point- and you can't get much more relevant than pyramid building...
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