September 15, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Four days to go, peeps.
Twas nice knowing you...
Suicide (5%)
Yet another test..When will you die?
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 26, 2035
at the age of 64 years old - any Beatles fans on the forum
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) - Time to stop smoking - Again!
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
October 26, 2035
at the age of 64 years old - any Beatles fans on the forum
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) - Time to stop smoking - Again!
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
This Is M & S S & M
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hallucienate
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wow, that's not to far off thenkhepri II wrote:at the age of 77 years old.
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks
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dead stars
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khepri II wrote:at the age of 77 years old.
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
the machine knows me too well. Time to have another rib removed me thinks
Well, the bright side: it'll be an enjoyable death!
Wait a minute, 77 years old and you'll still be doing that s***?!
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dead stars
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Gee, Izzy, we'll miss you.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:September 15, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Four days to go, peeps.
Twas nice knowing you...
Suicide (5%)
Now that you were starting to become a famous rock star and all - some day with your own forum - and you could buy us beers and we could say we know you and stuff!... Life's a bitch!
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Eldritch's time of death
(if I can't get his time of birth...)
considering he is a male, 170cm, 70 kg, had 20 sexual partners (5 of which unprotected), does a lot of drugs and drinks like a sponge and does not know the meaning of exercise (and some other personally fantasising), he will die on:
January 24, 2022
at the age of 62 years old.
due to:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Overdose (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
I have a feeling I'm underestimating the sexual partners considering the population of Berlin, though...
Anyway, 20 years left to produce the last album. Is there hope?
(if I can't get his time of birth...)
considering he is a male, 170cm, 70 kg, had 20 sexual partners (5 of which unprotected), does a lot of drugs and drinks like a sponge and does not know the meaning of exercise (and some other personally fantasising), he will die on:
January 24, 2022
at the age of 62 years old.
due to:
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Overdose (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
I have a feeling I'm underestimating the sexual partners considering the population of Berlin, though...
Anyway, 20 years left to produce the last album. Is there hope?
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Black Shuck
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89????!!!! how did you manage to get that age? do you ever leave the house??!Y wrote:forgot the age...
June 29, 2063
at the age of 89 years old.
I've always thought I was prety damn healthy, but I only got
July 26, 2053
at the age of 73.
it's not fair that you'll live for ten years after I die!!!!
Gazza for England manager
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Jim
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April 10, 2047
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
May 30, 2033
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) - yep, ill go with this one!
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Homicide (15%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) - yep, ill go with this one!
Intimations of mortality are all about me.....
April 17, 2061
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Andrew Eldritch wrote: "I'm actually quite a decent bastard..." (New Musical Express, February 27th 1988)
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Quiff Boy
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i can live with that....Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Cancer (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy
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i can live with that....Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Cancer (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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dead stars
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I think they mean electrocussion?...Quiff Boy wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 26, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (14%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Just out of curiosity... Did any of you NOT had the biggest probability of dying of cancer, or are we all doomed?...
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moonchild
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January 14, 2042
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
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Hmmm... Considering the stats for our country, I'd say we have a 50/50 possilibity between cancer and horrible (car) accident...moonchild wrote:January 14, 2042
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
