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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...

He can change water into vodka as well, you know! :wink: :notworthy:
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly... :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:
boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...

He can change water into vodka as well, you know! :wink: :notworthy:
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly... :innocent:
:lol: Still, good for a party trick... :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
markfiend wrote:
boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...

He can change water into vodka as well, you know! :wink: :notworthy:
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly... :innocent:
:lol: Still, good for a party trick... :wink:
Wot, watching Markfiend have a drink then go to the gents :eek:

Still, I've had worse nights out :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Still, I've had worse nights out :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was Mr. Sinister involved? :innocent:
There's nothing more irksome than going on a bender with someone who is as many people as he is. A couple of drinks, and it can all get very confusing... George Michael morphs into Rick Astley... :urff: ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Still, I've had worse nights out :lol: :lol: :lol:
Was Mr. Sinister involved? :innocent:
There's nothing more irksome than going on a bender with someone who is as many people as he is. A couple of drinks, and it can all get very confusing... George Michael morphs into Rick Astley... :urff: ;D
But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back :D

Now I see why :von: bought him a pint. He was being tight really :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back :D
He's the gift that just keeps on giving! :lol: :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back :D
He's the gift that just keeps on giving! :lol: :notworthy:
Wot, like a magazine subscription :lol: Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to it :lol: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back :D
He's the gift that just keeps on giving! :lol: :notworthy:
Wot, like a magazine subscription :lol: Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to it :lol: :lol:
Dazed and Confused springs to mind... :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
Motz wrote:Seriously, if you think this is on topic in a thread about Tim, he'll be half way to the libel lawyer by now :innocent:
I have it on good authority that he also purchased a copy of that single by "Scatman John"... dya remember - "I'm the Scatman! Bee-ba-ba-ba-da-bop..." :lol: ;D :innocent:

OK that's s**t. But he might have.
I have a nagging thing going on in the depths of my pub quiz mind, that's telling me that Scatman John was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey.... :?
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Nope...sooooo close, Scatman Crothers


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Debaser wrote:I have a nagging thing going on in the depths of my pub quiz mind, that's telling me that Scatman John was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey.... :?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers him! :lol: :oops:

Another person on the list of Tim's alter egos...
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
boudicca wrote: He's the gift that just keeps on giving! :lol: :notworthy:
Wot, like a magazine subscription :lol: Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to it :lol: :lol:
Dazed and Confused springs to mind... :lol:
Worrying a newsagent near you! :eek:
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markfiend wrote:
boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...

He can change water into vodka as well, you know! :wink: :notworthy:
That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly... :innocent:
I can do that too. Water, sugar and yeast. And after a couple of weeks, some heat.

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I think Tim may have already muscled in on the magazine market... :innocent: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:I think Tim may have already muscled in on the magazine market... :innocent: :wink:
Very cunning considering his superhero alter-ego The Procrastinator!
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boudicca wrote:Oh he definitely has!

:lol:
:eek: Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire! :notworthy:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:Oh he definitely has!

:lol:
:eek: Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire! :notworthy:
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.

He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:Oh he definitely has!

:lol:
:eek: Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire! :notworthy:
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.

He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?! :eek:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: :eek: Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire! :notworthy:
When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.

He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?! :eek:
Question not the Chosen One... :von: :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote: When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.

He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?! :eek:
Question not the Chosen One... :von: :notworthy:
Why not? :|
And who would choose the sinister?
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d00mw0lf wrote: Why not? :|
And who would choose the sinister?
Heretic! BURN HER! :twisted: :P ;D
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I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem... :innocent:
Busy this evening? :innocent:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem... :innocent:
Busy this evening? :innocent:
:oops: Evidently.
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