THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
'Bomb-the-f**k-out-of-some-third-world-country Andy' dresses as a US marine, coming with helicopter gunship armed to gills with bombs and missiles and napalm and Agent Orange/Mustard Gas canisters and stuff. Includes offer to buy 'War on Drugs' at a discount. Just move BTFOOSTWC Andy's helicopter around to start Wagner playing. Pull string on BTFOOSTWC Andy's back to hear him recite snippets of dialogue from 'Apocalypse Now'.
'Bestiality Andy' feels animals deep inside and comes (hmmm!) with cat and court order.
'Oxford Andy' comes with a drum set. Just wind him up and he plays a variety of punk rock drum lines using a minimum amount of drums and absolutely no symbols (this was what Andy was doing before the Sisters). Also says five fun phrases in fluent Mandarin Chinese (action figure will forget phrases after approximately four to ten years). Comes with stack of Iggy and the Stooges and Suicide records.
Is that guy on drugs...or is he just retarded? lol
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
I heard series two lineup will feature an articulated Gary Marx with replica Anaconda Guitar; Bald Old Hermit Andy; and a That Guitarist with a miniature book of mystical aphorisms.
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'Bestiality Andy' feels animals deep inside and comes (hmmm!) with cat and court order.
