TFIxmas

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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if you're filling out time waiting for the office party to start

http://calm.adventcalendar2006.co.uk/home.php :innocent:
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:notworthy: all respect and season's whatnot's to hispaintedblackness! :notworthy:
fair do's ez; i've only tried the penguin game so far and i'm hooked.ta.

BTW: it took me a while -and a bored morning without (much of) a k/board- but i did follow the (many) clues to discover your "castaway" friend's ID.....

so in his (namesake's) honour here are a few cheese related items:

stilton the wire
gouda things
parmesanaconda
bleu de money
a rocquefort and a hard place
kiss the caerphilly
gastanberra me deep
poison mont d'or
leicester red, sardo egyptian white

and of course

amfetamine logic. :wink:

"cheeses loves the sisters", non? :von:
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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There goes the week... ;D

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@ Lee :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

you missed out Edamage Done :lol:
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bastard! i tried really hard to work in an edam. :roll: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:bastard! i tried really hard to work in an edam. :roll: :lol:
That can be painful.
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I think Lee's way past the Babybel stage, don't you Claire? :wink:

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sorry :oops: :oops: :oops:
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wensleydale you don't see me. :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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I sense a straw being clutched at... :innocent:

so...

Stillton :oops:
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actually i thought my last one was rather good...not that it matters as simply keeping this afloat amuses me and no pun is too low for my childish amusement. as ben matthews himself reminded me during his incarnation as an HLer :"the the streams of wit and sarcasm flow wider than that"

as do the black depths through which you navigate if you threaten my friends. :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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all well and good Lee but I do not smell your cheese
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Does Cammembert together count, or is it too obvious? :oops:
Oh, Lee, I din´t yet mention: Nice to see you back in action!
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Never mind that clown, only a big mouth as is obvious from the avatar..

P.S.: Now we know why it´s a funny smelling small world.
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eotunun wrote:Does Cammembert together count, or is it too obvious? :oops:
all things being equal mr.blast's edamage done was so obvious i completely missed it.:D
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Oh, Lee, I din´t yet mention: Nice to see you back in action!
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ta muchly! 8) :notworthy:
eotunun wrote:Never mind that clown, only a big mouth as is obvious from the avatar..
oh i don't mind a bit....every reaction should have an equal and opposite reactionary. (play on words of newtownian law intended. you'd be impressed by how many peole think i'm stupid. :wink:)

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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: you'd be impressed by how many peole think i'm stupid. :wink:)

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Well, if I remember correctly you were the first one answering to a post of mine, my first impression was quite the opposite! After all, you don´t post the same one syllable word 200 times in sequence. Like a some other person used to. And I dearly hope we can speak of him in past tense, him out is some kind of home improvement..
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eotunun wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: you'd be impressed by how many peole think i'm stupid. :wink:)

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Well, if I remember correctly you were the first one answering to a post of mine, my first impression was quite the opposite! After all, you don´t post the same one syllable word 200 times in sequence. Like a some other person used to. And I dearly hope we can speak of him in past tense, him out is some kind of home improvement..
Image :?:

And who is this evil doer we speak of? :evil:
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in a nutshell-a.r.kane was ben gunn-a.r.kane threatened nick the stripper with being hunted down like an animal-NTS is my friend-come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:in a nutshell-a.r.kane was ben gunn-a.r.kane threatened nick the stripper with being hunted down like an animal-NTS is my friend-come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. :lol:
Well I never. :eek: I always thought it was another previous member of the popular rock combo The Sisters Of Mercy. Didn't I Lee? :lol:

If he comes round here waving his threats around like a bloody piano dentist I'll knock his face orf. :evil:
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really it's all here
one of the surnames on the link inthe first post aded to a.r.kanes undisguisable bitterness and regret re. all things sisterly added to hispaintedblackness' obviously-based-in-fact-tho'-appearing-mysterious (and sometimes wrong)-inside-knowledge and endearing uncontrollable name-dropping and you have a lemon entry, my dear wotsit! :wink: 8)

**the hissbag wouldn't be so bitter still i don't reckon. in fact if von through him a bone and patted him he'd probably come scampering to heel like a punished puppy who's fed -up of being chained-up in the rain. :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

gothonzola : naturally :von:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:really it's all here
one of the surnames on the link inthe first post aded to a.r.kanes undisguisable bitterness and regret re. all things sisterly added to hispaintedblackness' obviously-based-in-fact-tho'-appearing-mysterious (and sometimes wrong)-inside-knowledge and endearing uncontrollable name-dropping and you have a lemon entry, my dear wotsit! :wink: 8)

**the hissbag wouldn't be so bitter still i don't reckon. in fact if von through him a bone and patted him he'd probably come scampering to heel like a punished puppy who's fed -up of being chained-up in the rain. :lol:
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