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itnAklipse wrote: _________________
when manking has become sufficiently debased
every eternal value shall pronounce judgment on them
and act as their judge, their jury, and their executioner
Who is manking?
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@bismarck...isn't "manking" one of the Pokemons? :lol:
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"Manking" rhymes with wanking? :innocent:
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@SINsister....so would you think someone who uses a word like that spends alot of time doing the other? :innocent: Is "manking" even a word? :lol:
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I dunno - you'll have to ask dei. ;) :lol:

"Manking" vs. Boy King? Hmm...
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Boyking? When one gets lucky and doesn't have to resort to wanking? :eek:
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Erm, no, not exactly.

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Gotcha! Was just tryin to make a bit of a joke! Sorry...heavy meds!
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SINsister wrote: Image
That's exactly what I was thinking... seriously.
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It's A Fact (kind of like Bigfoot possessing a beautiful singing voice)... :innocent: :lol:
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I once saw a band called Man-King once, opening for Pennywise in Dallas.

They sucked something awful. Maybe he's a fan?
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The meds have kicked in & I think I've solved the mystery of "manking"! Uh...could he mean "mankind"? It does kind of fit with the rest of the quote. If that is the case, all I can say is...spell check!
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DancingtheGhost wrote:The meds have kicked in & I think I've solved the mystery of "manking"! Uh...could he mean "mankind"? It does kind of fit with the rest of the quote. If that is the case, all I can say is...spell check!

Are you kidding me? That was the joke all along. Try some better meds! :wink:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manking

Manking.


To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.
Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the s**t out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

I don't think this is what was meant
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..and there was me thinking there's a word that yet lacks its meaning out there. We could have given it some. :|
Late.
The info Bonksi dug out gives a whole new meaning to the game "Mankomania" that was available back in the 8 bit days.
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mankers....
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just for the record, manking is not in MY vocab...
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Bonksi wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manking

Manking.


To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.
Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the s**t out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

I don't think this is what was meant
There's a whole world out there just waiting to be discovered. :eek:

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Bonksi wrote:"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."
I couldn't possibly comment :lol:
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I dread to think what they get up to here in their spare time.
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I thought it was a football term...

"Three goal opportunities and not one between the poles? Zidane has been manc-ing again, has he?"

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maybe it means: to wear and play the bass like a complete erse

thoughts?
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It might have been the name of a fast food chain from Papua New Guinea :idea:
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no, I doubt it

and I still like your avatar
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Manking, vb, mank.ing

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