Yeah, here's hoping there are some UK gigs, as us sad-sack Yanks have a better chance of catchin' em on UK soil then trekking all over Europe to deepest darkest Germany and a Goth festival. Although Amsterdam sounds like a very tempting, very unhealthy little weekend getaway.
Will

that utter bastardo decide if TSOM is more than a weekend job. For Christ's sake, if Fat Bob and Morrissey, both the same age, can peel their fat asses off the couch and actually write songs AND tour, surely Von must be going mad, knowing he can still play.
How many more greatest frickin hits tours can they do? Did they sell ANY show out during Smoke and Mirrors? They probably made all the money direct from T Shirt sales.
As for a tour here, States-side, that's about as likely as Ben Gunn guesting on guitars.