, he's sure it's Bird Flu as he's talking bollocks, wearing make up and he can't park the car!!!!.............................I'll get me coat
18.2.06 Bird Flu!
I got a txt from my mate today, he's in a real panic as he recons he's got a dose of this Bird Flu , he's sure it's Bird Flu as he's talking bollocks, wearing make up and he can't park the car!!!!...........................
..I'll get me coat
, he's sure it's Bird Flu as he's talking bollocks, wearing make up and he can't park the car!!!!.............................I'll get me coat
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Reuters, AP, 1009 GMT February 20 2006
Bird Flu Panic hits UK
Millions of Britons today have tested positive for Bird Flu Panic. The panic is easily transmissible from human to human by word of mouth, but the major vector is the news media.
It is estimated that upward of 6 billion people worldwide are at risk from the panic. A government spokesman said "This is it, we're all going to die." He was later found to have been suffering from Bird Flu Panic for three weeks.
Bird Flu Panic hits UK
Millions of Britons today have tested positive for Bird Flu Panic. The panic is easily transmissible from human to human by word of mouth, but the major vector is the news media.
It is estimated that upward of 6 billion people worldwide are at risk from the panic. A government spokesman said "This is it, we're all going to die." He was later found to have been suffering from Bird Flu Panic for three weeks.
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a fair enough piece of satirical ridicule mr fiend. i have to admit that it's really only because i have children that i am taking it with anything other than a pinch of salt; though obviously it is being completely overblown by the media. Well I was handsome and I was strong
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