Heartland

aye oop, and greetings from berlin 8) Give us a shout when you get back - we should go for a drink sometime, considering you live about three minutes away from us... and we need to pick your brains about your previous holiday anyway (eg best veggie eats in Budapest, we're off there for Chrimbo) Any...

Slightly belated, but here are some photos for you... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/cathaubergine/HalfManHalfBiscuit%20Holmfirth/SistersOfMurphy2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/cathaubergine/HalfManHalfBiscuit%20Holmfirth/SistersOfMurphy1.jpg Wasn't easy what with all that smoke!!

Dear Heartlanders I believe I know some of you from various other forums where I go/went by the usernames of Cath Aubergine or Blackout. This is largely aimed at my friends as I am not some sort of cheeky blagger. I have had tickets for this gig for a long time being a bit of a regular Dukla Prague ...

hey excellent you can swear on here these days!

that a perfectly passable band are playing less than five mins down the road (Longcut)tonight, yet I'm not there as I'm jetting down the M62 on Thurday night and have too much school work to keep on top of to afford two school nights out? (oh and Sunday too) No, I don't get it either - more than th...

Can't help at all, but "Belgian Bacon Band" is my new favourite made up band name...

Aw thank you Debaser. hello to everyone from Wishville here and apologies for making a real mess of the forum today, although I had fun :) Not flounced as such; just decided it was a good time to retire. I'll have to come and visit you lot more often now won't I? On which vague subject, are we neigh...

Thought I'd pay you a return visit from Brakes forum! Like a sort of forum exchange scheme or something. Glad you enjoyed the boys anyway, they were excellent on Monday in Manchester as well.... didn't bother staying for much of Editors in the end as everyone I was with had buggered off back to the ...

I did there huh? ? ?) Lincoln? May be stupid but what great gigs huh? I suggest that next time Scotch Chocolate (a hooooge jock in a kilt with bagpipes doing a tribute to ) is an expreience you wil NOT be allowed to miss!! Consider your room booked I'm already gutted I missed that. May well pop ove...

Belladrum was ace, best festival I've ever been to. The fact that is shat it down non stop but stopped for the half hour when I needed to put my tent up made it even better. By the time the Proclaimers came on i was so sh!tfaced I really enjoyed them... did you see this nutter at all? http://i6.phot...

Derby's one ofthose places I can get home from, But it's one of those places you can't get into! Fuk me it took us HOURS to get to The Victoria to see Penetration a year or so back - we could bloody see it but no matter which road we took it took us further away!! Leicester, on the other hand, is a...

Happiest happy birthday Quiffy.

Click here for some truly disturbing weird sh!t...

Oh and get yer lovely lady to give us a call sometuime, we never did get that festive night out did we?

all the best anyway

me and him x

f--kwit's 2005 gig staistics in full(ish) 2005 was the best year for gigs ever. I went to 202. Yes do keep a diary... In total I saw 283 bands - bands I saw most were Mystery Jets, Forward Russia, Brakes, Fear of Music, 65daysofstatic about 5-6 times each, the Longcut about 10 times... oh, and Briti...

f**king hell Debaser!! I have no idea why I even came on here tonight, I'm not a regular visitor (I'm just a bit bored right now) and now I don't know what to say... only that last time I saw you your common sense was definitely still intact and I have no doubt that you are doing the right thing. I ...

that fat git is so far behind the times it hurts. no kaisers, black wire or ivories? and no Forward Russia, the best band to come out of Leeds in at least 15 years. This was an utterly pointless post made purely with the intention of saying hello to anyone I don't see any more online since I "...

Strangely enough so did I... best festival performance I've seen'em do that actually... pix excellent festival too. going again next year whoever's playing! so come on admit it, did you sing along to the Proclaimers as well? "And I would walk 500 miles..." the bloody proclaimers. in 2005. ...

Eh? I intend to run about and see as many bands as possible, but I'm clearly a f--kwit :) Mind you with most of the decent stuff all on one stage (the tenty one that is, not the 'evy metul one) this shouldn't be a problem. a mere 5 earth pounds do they take poonds as well? I seem to have some left f...

Trouble Over Bridgwater - Half Man Half Biscuit
Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road - Half Man Half Biscuit
Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral - Half Man Half Biscuit
Saucy Haulage Ballads- Half Man Half Biscuit

There will be a 'Wishville' posse in attendance at Leeds. I'm doing all three days myself but others are dropping in just for a day; Saturday (Pixies & The Killers) seems to be popular for the day passers. I should get a big banner reading: Sad Moany Old Goths and Followers of Long Defunct Band...

oh, and there was me thinking this was going to be a thread about people popping in from Wishville to be generaly voyeuristic now Mik's stuck a link up. never mind eh. Well, that'll be my one post of the season then - see you in the autumn...

I'm a non secret completely blatant in fact indie kid, and I wouldn't p*ss on the Charlies if they were on fire.

Do they have a cure for constipation too?

Not that I've got it or anything, being a bit of a lentil eater, but it's given me an interesting mental picture...

actually no, I'm copyrighting that idea.

F U C K W I T A R S E C A N D L E S

Only £10, administer your own treament...

No mention of Coconut Dogf uck? Most disappointing...

(Space between F and U added by me so I can actually post it...)

(Voice from The Other Side:) "Today, institutions fundamental to the British system of Government are under attack: the public schools, the house of Lords, the Church of England, the holy institution of Marriage, even our magnificent police force are no longer safe from those who would undermi...

regrettably, will be visiting England's second city (the one with buck house and the big clock) this w/e. actually i was at the manc uni last saturday, to see dead men walking. rarely have i been to a gig with so little hair on show Some mates of ours were on the bus up to the university on Sunday ...