Heartland

Hard Crag (map)
11.7 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
13.4 miles

Randy Pike (map)
14.7 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
15.3 miles

Cocklick End (map)
20.8 miles

Tongue Head (map)
23.5 miles

Crackpot (map)
26.8 miles

Clitheroe (map)
30.5 miles

Big End (map)
31.9 miles

Buttock (map)
32.7 miles

Bit late as usual but wishing you a very happy birthday

Thank you all again!

Currently enjoying a glass of red wine and Zuma is threatening to cook tonight

Cat

Thank you! Another year older but now I've got a big smile on my face thanks to all of you

Oh and by the way Welcome!

Aww come off it, we're a right bunch of cherubs, more like. :D Welcome to Heartland, fire away, your every question or opinion or concern will be assaulted by a million dissenting voices, but they'll all have a common theme - bond. You're in the right place Kerosene, enjoy. :D Indeed Dave (owner of...

Always have to go one louder do you not Iz :lol: If it keeps him away from polluting the atmosphere with that FGG pish, then keep on playing my Belgian nemesis :twisted: ;D http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f316/IzzyHaveMercy666/ThisThreadSucksKitten.jpg :twisted: IZ. Shame on you Iz, threatening p...

markfiend wrote:Horror stories from Emergency Room student doctors

Thanks for that - I'm now completely addicted to this now Not getting a lot of work done! (some things never change)

Happy Birthday Stephen. Hope its a good one

Happy Birthday

Hope you have a good one.

Have a good one!

What time is kick off

James Blast wrote:

Zuma wrote:Happy Birthday

(in the middle of sorting Cat out with a laptop - so maybe a few more posts soon!)

A real man woulda sorted her out with a lapdance, Dave

Dave will be performing later tonight

Cheers all and in the style of my normal posts......

Currently drinking Champers

Looking forward to Saturday

@ Blast - disaster is our middle name.

@ Planet Dave - we might be from Scotland but only travelling from Kendal - should we bring some Kendal Mint Cake or would you prefer Caramel Shortcake

I first moved out when I was 18 but have returned several times for short periods. The good thing about my mum is that when it all goes tits up she's always welcomed me home. Even when things are going well, such as when I sold my flat and was moving from Scotland down to Kendal, she was happy to pu...

All the best for a speedy recovery from the road fatigue

James Blast wrote:

Cat wrote:quite tempermental around that female time.

you silly girls and that time of yours

I dunno....









I'm belly-up in the water, ain't I Cat?

Not at all - its never bothered me that much but maybe I'm one of the lucky ones

Dave might disagree of course

Sounds good to me . Looking forward to it - music and alcohol what more could you ask for (don't answer that one Lee ).

She's fooling around with drugs for sure (who hasn't) but which ones we're not too sure or even how much. The door was fairly flimsy but this is not her natural behaviour (although she can is quite tempermental around that female time :oops: ). Things seem to have quitened down so hopefully it was o...

Well you'll all be pleased to know that the head healed nicely. No more hair matted with dried blood and glue. Though I will have a scar which at my time of life just adds character. I think. :roll: Planning ahead for Leeds 2006, I propose to wear a crash helmet at all times and only go for a p!ss ...

Hope you have a good one

Good luck, but I don't think you really need it cos you're a top bloke (and so says Zuma too).

emilystrange wrote:

Cat wrote:Got up this morning and stepped on a dead mouse that one of the cats had brought in

..... bare feet. Oh why didn't I turn the light on.

done that. only it wasn't a whole mouse...

It wasn't a whole mouse after I had stood on it

I wasn't sure of the spelling Scotty so I looked it up on the internet and thats what it came up with.

However, a really big drink in Elgin sounds great to me