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a big spider oan the ceiling Big spiders on the ceiling are one of reasons why I hate the countryside. You go to the bathroom and there's a massive spider scuttling around in the bath. You decide to flush the spider down the plug hole and turn on the cold tap and a mosquito flies out of the end of ...

Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Would you lot stop encouraging him....

Why? How have i transgressed? What is my crime? I am not aware that I have misbehaved, deliberately offended, misdemeaned or contravened any Heartland rules!

Hey Jude, where Paul Mccartney goes "jude,jude ju- judey judey, judey,aeeeeeeeeowwwww!!" followed a minute or so later with "na na na na na na nana nana noweee!!" he's still a scouse bastard though.

which reminds me: "if it aint broke dont fix it" "dont mess with a classic" there are reasons why sayings such as the above two have become popular. its because they are true. Talking about sayings did your dad ever tell you that your mum has run away with a black man? Whenever ...

I'm with the eminent Mr. Cardwel on this one. Black pudding is ... well ... like eating pigs' scabs really. :urff: In my opinion THE PIG is the finest creature on gods clean earth What better creature is there I ask you? From this we get bacon and sasauge a must for any mans breakfast. We then get ...

1.Inflammable Material.....By ....Stiff Little Fingers 2. Stiff Little Fingers 3.Too Right.......Best Album of all time............(More or Less) Dead right, Inflammable Material must be one of the most angry and passionate records ever recorded. Even now, after nearly three decades i still regular...

Bad Manners at Leeds Plytechnic circa 82/83? :oops: http://www.southwestgigguide.co.uk/gg/uploadedImages/3101/buster.jpg I was at that gig. Buster Bloodvessel is an excellent frontman and Bad Manners are still one of the UK’s finest purveyors of quality 2 tone ska if you ask me. :notworthy:

As a nipper Whitby Abbey genuinely frightened me. These days though i'm frightened by far more scare worthy things. In fact I’m man enough to admit that Ken Dodd frightens the life out of me. The evidence: He’s f**king hideous looking. He’s called Kenneth. He’s made out of wax. He has Salem ...

Road Rage eh! I dont know about anyone else, but Im normally a chilled out, easy going kinda guy. I get on with most people, hardly ever argue with the missus, and Im generally a happy chap. But when I get behind the wheel- the slightest provocation will get me foaming at the mouth. It doesn't even ...

Does anyone really give a f**k about the Kate Moss thing though? Super rich, superficial, super skinny supermodel with f**k all to contribute towards society has a cocaine problem. Is anyone surprised? Why does anyone care? If she saw the likes of the people who do in the streets she'd turn her nose...

Bluebottles I know swim in the sea, a jelly-fish kind, that sting with their long blue tails hence the name. I have been stung by them on a few occasions and it burns like hell :evil: Now I also know an insect called a "Parktown Prawn" .....these things look like a huge grasshopper, are a...

What about squirrels. There seems to be an unusually large amount of grey squirrels mooching about this year, i've seen s**t loads all around North Manchester. Whilst driving around yesterday however, I seem to have noticed an unusually large number of dead grey squirrels on the roads. Now this coul...

Manchester Apollo Wednesday 01st October 1980 my 16th birthday. I'm dressed in all my new birthday gear, new DM's, new White Fred Perry polo, Blue braces & Wrangler stretch jeans with my new number 1 skinhead hair cut, Long Shot Kicked the Bucket rings out, a couple of youths go for the stage, I...

I was attacked by one of those 'bloody big moths that look through the windows with scary faces' whilst in the shower last night.

Either that or he/she was trying to give me one!

Do you think it might have something to do with the Hai Karate body lotion i've taken to washing with?

I'm good at killing big fat Bluebottles. I'm quite acurate with a tea towell. Note: Bluebottles are seriously hard. Most times you whack them they're merely stunned. They will get up and fly off unless you splatter them. In my opinion if Bluebottles are buzzing to loud or landing on food or kitchen ...

They lay their eggs in stagnant water IIRC (like mosquitos) so no, I think your ears and nose are pretty safe. Unless you lie still for a very very long time. :lol: *Edit: oh, and hello and welcome. Good first post! :notworthy: Ooooo get a load of you David Bellamy. Thanks for the welcome by the wa...

:lol: There is a thread to your answers dude.... :twisted: like your mrs. by the way....or her way of thinking....and when those eggs hatch and the tiny little buggers start crawling out onto your skin.. :eek: Good luck! MB :innocent: Thanks for the reply MadameButterfly, my house is infested, it w...

.....they're bloody every where.. or is it just me? I'm not afraid of them or anything but the other night, before I went to kip, I noticed a huge Daddy Long Legs on my bed side cabinet. The missus started winding me up, saying it would crawl in my ears and up my nose laying eggs. They don't lay egg...