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by EvilBastard
27 Apr 2021, 15:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

"We are Sex Bobomb and we're here to...well, apparently to make the bomb squad look a bit silly."
by EvilBastard
22 Apr 2021, 13:34
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hello, everyone!
Replies: 21
Views: 325

Re: Hello, everyone!

Greetings - and welcome to our little corner of the intertubes where we're nice people (but not Nice biscuits) and we're nice to people (unless you eat the wrong kind of kinds of biscuits, put the milk in before removing the teabag, or commit other kinds of grievous sins, in which case All Sorts Of ...
by EvilBastard
21 Apr 2021, 05:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 664
Views: 56566

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

My registration for vaccination (there's a song lyric for you) has gone through so just waiting for the call . :) Signed up for my vaccination Hoping it don't give me piles Waiting in another ward and waiting out my quarantine. from Postcards Above The Chemist, vol. II - order now to avoid disappoi...
by EvilBastard
13 Apr 2021, 02:39
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Pista wrote:
11 Apr 2021, 15:48
Suddenly snake
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That's right - a windshield viper.
by EvilBastard
07 Apr 2021, 03:17
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

To avoid getting beaten up, stay away from the angriest octopus on the beach the angriest! there's more than one! :eek: :lol: Approached for comment, the octopus remarked, "Ya know, mate, I've just about had it up to heeyah with that Steve Irwin baahstud, so when the missus saw a bloke who looked a...
by EvilBastard
07 Apr 2021, 03:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Slide on the chrome and plastic https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/ Also, worth watching the video tour - SOUND ON!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dberhcXoSk :lol: Fa Kin Ell. I'd consider buying it - I mean, could you imagine the fun you could have in there with kittens? All thos...
by EvilBastard
06 Apr 2021, 01:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
Replies: 824
Views: 134280

Re: The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

One Irish food I must try - Rich tea Biscuits with butter. Apparently every Irish person knows this snack!!! :lol: And this, oh best beloveds, is why we sought for so many years to bring our Hibernian brethren back into the fold. Oh, how valiantly we strove to save them, sending first a man who wou...
by EvilBastard
26 Mar 2021, 05:58
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Following the flooding in NSW, officials warn of the influx of thousands of nopes seeking to escape to dry ground :eek: In other arachnid-related news, there's this . Now, I'll be honest - if there had been a few less do-gooding leper-lovers and a few more [checks notes] knife-wielding spider gods ...
by EvilBastard
13 Mar 2021, 07:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 664
Views: 56566

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

just a quick question... those of you who have received the jab may i ask how you got it? did you get the request from the government or did you / your employer pay for it? the reason i am asking is it seems different countries are doing it differently and certain groups are going first depending o...
by EvilBastard
12 Mar 2021, 00:53
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 664
Views: 56566

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

Side effects update (J&J): slight temperature last night, fever dreams (in glorious 8K technicolour with SurroundSound), woke up this morning feeling fine.
by EvilBastard
11 Mar 2021, 04:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 664
Views: 56566

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

I may be wrong but I think the J&J is the only one (so far) that's single dose. I believe you are correct - I don't know about the non-mainstream ones (like SynoVax), but J&J is definitely 1-shot. I'm off to get mine tomorrow morning at stupid o'clock - they're running a 24-hour unit, daytime it's ...
by EvilBastard
10 Mar 2021, 04:43
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 664
Views: 56566

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

I may be wrong but I think the J&J is the only one (so far) that's single dose. I believe you are correct - I don't know about the non-mainstream ones (like SynoVax), but J&J is definitely 1-shot. I'm off to get mine tomorrow morning at stupid o'clock - they're running a 24-hour unit, daytime it's ...
by EvilBastard
03 Mar 2021, 03:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Fifty quid to the charity of his choice if :von: sings this next time The Ladies tour.
by EvilBastard
25 Feb 2021, 02:16
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Pista wrote:
21 Feb 2021, 17:16
Bomb squad called to disarm a bag of kittens
Well, to be fair, kittens have been known to make your head asplode...
Image
by EvilBastard
17 Feb 2021, 14:10
Forum: Trading
Topic: Anyone want this poster?
Replies: 13
Views: 1541

Re: Anyone want this poster?

The poster is winging its way (well, we're talking about the USPS here, so perhaps "winging" is an exagegeration - maybe "limping" would be more accurate) to Bonnie Scotland, the Land o'Buckie, Realm of the Wild Haggis, and the safe and welcoming arms of Andrew S. If we felt like locking/archiving t...
by EvilBastard
11 Feb 2021, 00:28
Forum: General Chat
Topic: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)
Replies: 939
Views: 193885

Re: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)

Right. If you've been knocking around these parts for more than a day or two you'll know that I'm a cynical (not to mention an evil) old bastard: show me a picture of a beautiful sunset and I'll tell you that the colours are only because of the amount of sh*t in the atmosphere, sh*t that will give y...
by EvilBastard
06 Feb 2021, 08:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

If it's a referral centre for sexual assault, please call it a Sexual Assault Referral Centre. Calling it a Sexual Assault Centre makes it sound...well, just wrong.
by EvilBastard
01 Feb 2021, 04:30
Forum: Trading
Topic: Anyone want this poster?
Replies: 13
Views: 1541

Re: Anyone want this poster?

Here's a better version of the picture - just took it out of the frame and clipped it to the backing.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/gc7X1PCdKrv9AvWDA
@Being645, feel free to upload it to the Sisters wiki.

@Andrew S Just saw your PM, check your inbox for reply.
by EvilBastard
30 Jan 2021, 04:52
Forum: General Chat
Topic: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)
Replies: 939
Views: 193885

Re: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)

So it seems that my days of lying on the sofa watching torrented TV series and my evenings of chasing what must be the cleverest mouse in all of the 7 kingdoms( I swear, I've been trying to catch this little bastard for 6 months, tried traps, bait, glue-pads, rail guns, nail guns, a 12-guage sawn-of...
by EvilBastard
15 Jan 2021, 05:12
Forum: General Chat
Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
Replies: 664
Views: 56566

Re: COVID-19 coronavirus

https://pics.me.me/my-dogs-got-no-nose-34358840.png Your dog's got no nose? How does he smell? Answer: Like Danniella Westbrook https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/18/38/1537653379-gettyimages-939389180.jpg?resize=768:* This will make more sense to some of you than to others, and for...
by EvilBastard
14 Jan 2021, 06:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Now then, children - I want you to listen very very carefully:

Do. Not. Mainline. Shrooms.
by EvilBastard
08 Jan 2021, 18:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Replies: 718
Views: 78721

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Pista wrote:
06 Jan 2021, 18:55
Seriously Denmark. WTF?
Look, I'm not proud of it, but I needed the work, so when they asked if I'd star in it I really had no option.
by EvilBastard
07 Jan 2021, 19:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 489
Views: 83528

Re: Today I have been mostly...

Pista wrote:
07 Jan 2021, 16:47
....making some storage for keys & sunglasses &, more importantly, modifying a cat scratching board so that it doesn't freak them out when they try to use it..
So...where are your cats keeping their keys and sunglasses at the moment?
by EvilBastard
07 Jan 2021, 00:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Today I have been mostly...
Replies: 489
Views: 83528

Re: Today I have been mostly...

been watching the news coming out of DC and why these events come as a shock. Did people really think that the final throes of a Trump administration weren't going to be marked by this kind of behaviour? Was anyone truly surprised that his comments wouldn't be interpreted as a call to civil unrest a...