I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted. even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actual...
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too.... *hopes for a dinner invite* :innocent: If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked. :lol: Sorry Canon .....
That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ... :innocent: I work for Channel 4 - I'll pitch the idea to them - we make enough other utter s**t. :lol: Nothing like promoting your own work place on ...
god forbid that BB was entirely populated with members of HL. :eek: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ... :innocent: I work for Channel 4 - I'll pitch the idea to them - we make enough ot...
my name being Kate Not katie? :innocent: :lol: :roll: :eek: * Just realised that I've signed my own death warrant with BD by using that monicker and so my life is on borrowed time until she reads this post. Black Dahlia is not for the squeamish. * Unlucky Johnny - start running ......... :twisted: ...
I have to say I'm thoroughly enjoying the headlines - my name being Kate, I've learned this week that my career is in tatters, I've lost a 4milion pound contract , I'm on crack and today according to The Mirror Pete Doherty has dumped me for a 16 year old.
"So he wanders off and snogs a woman he mistakes for a horse." "The directionless thin waif bears two offspring for the Prince, one of which is the product of His Royal Penis and the other may not be." "So shocked and appalled is she by the one and only moment of carnal congress with the Prince tha...