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Francis wrote:And just realised he's Yorkshire born on Yorkshire Day. Lucky lad!

Aww... poor thing... as if the names Edmund, William & Isambard wasn't enough!!

Padstar wrote:Just wish SG had left her gob at home

This news filtered through during our live set at The Lockwood in Huddersfield last night. Announced by Paddy, it attracted the biggest cheer of the night!!

On behalf of all the Rhomboids, congratulations Ian & t' missus!

Current scene at the place where SG went for her interview... '...I'm not phoning her, you phone her...' '...It wasn't me who invited her for a fooking interview, you fooking phone her...' '...Yer fooking joking... would you want to upset her? She looks a right scary fooker...' '...Well it's not my ...

Sexygoth wrote:I'm lovely me

Trade Descriptions Act, anyone?

Sexygoth wrote:That's the whole point of rockpants fu*kwit. They are supposed to be so tight, you can't actually move properly in them.

So that's thrush you've got, as well as the clap?

...could always warm-up the warm-up by seeing Rhombus in Leek on Thursday... make a 4-dayer of it!

Bring yer glow sticks and Scardy will buy you a pint!

...but it's good!!

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keys wrote:...i'm off to polish of me guitar...

Never heard it called that before!

Complete with yellow duster and Dunlop Formula 65 polish for that extra sheen!

Great couple of nights in Leeds... Quiffy of Quiffster... get some more Armageddon nights pencilled in, young sir... excellent set of tunes... and great lights and smoke! :D Big thanks to Paddy and the rest of the smurphs for allowing me to be 'temporarily bastard smurph' for a day! Really enjoyed t...

Who's plectrum? Because if it's Scardy's he only owns one, so he'll need it back. You can tell if it's one of Scardy's plectrums... by the end of the set they're reduced to a tiny plastic fragment resulting from 45 minutes of string-busting rawk - a bit like cheese to a grater! I'll bring a couple ...

Nah... probably the first song that came into his head to drown out you ranting!!

...and dedicated it to you...

'...Fake Diamonds & Pearls...'

*takes cover*

...we've even got a big gay laser that 'makes shapes' in low-light conditions (not to be confused with Scardy 'making shapes' on his big g*th guitar!) ...and has Paddy changed the fuse in the big Smurph smoke machine after it went on strike in Crewe after being out-g*thed by Paddy's extreme on-stage...

Under plugged? Never!

So...

we're also at...

The Rigger, Newcastle-under-Lyme on 27 May (that doesn't clash with a date does it?
Libertys in Town, Middlesbrough on 6 July
V Bar (@ The Foxlowe), Leek on 10 July

Looks like One & All had a good time - SG clearly making an effort to have her picture taken with anyone who was willing to entertain her :roll: Really don't know why i didn't go... Paddy... give me some reasons why i shouldn't go next time... Nice to see our very own Scardwel doing his best to ...

We have people living in this country preaching hatred against the vast majority of the population... ...if you don't like it here... f*ck off elsewhere... and then we have small minded pillocks visiting the country to preach hatred against the minorities... ...you don't live here, so don't get invo...

I wondered why Richey was looking forward to Whitby so much...

...some bloody peace and quiet around the house!

SG... Is that a real pearl bracelet you're wearing, or is it some cheap crap off QVC?

I was at the match against York City too... sat high in a corner wishing me mate had bought tickets for the Stretford End, as requested! Anyway... we don't sing songs about hating everyone else... just City & Liverpool (aka 'the scousers') - and that's allowed... just because! Dave... stop gritt...

Oi! We'll have less of this cock and b*llocks, thanks very much!!

We were fookin' robbed...

At least get a photo showing the correct opposition... take a little pride in your p*ss-taking!!

Goodnight...

*goes of stamping*

Stealing words from The Mish's classic (?) cover from the 'Children' album... 'Dream On...'

I got into The Mish before the Sisters, which for most of you, is quite probably a sin in itself! Both bands are different and both have had their classic moments and utter sh1te moments. 'God's Own Medicine', 'The First Chapter', 'Children' & 'Carved in Sand' were all good albums, then they wen...

On the contrary Mr Purple... our 10 men did very well against Porto's 12 (i include the linesman in their line-up)! And surely you can't say you're a Leeds fan and ask NOT to be abused in the same breath? Was that another consortium who pulled out of the running to buy the ailing Elland Road club to...

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SG... i haven't had the time to dream up an 'appropriate' response to your disgraceful attack on 'the shades'. Some of us actually cover bits of our body up!! (s'pose that'll do for starters!). Besides i stood on the ones in my avatar at rehearsal - all Ed's fault for turning the rehearsal studio in...