Heartland

Hom_Corleone wrote:Apologies...but who is Master Margarita?
Never heard of him.

You might say the re-appearances are in keeping with the Bulgakov book the name comes from.

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... ght=#36232

Hmm. It is a work of fiction, and not that well written, I'll wager. Not high on my list.

Brain a bit flabby, but otherwise gorgeous?

It's from Catch 22 which is where the user name is from too. Snowden is the dead man in Yossarin's tent. He's dead, but still lives in the tent because he died before he properly arrived at the airbase. So he isn't officially dead. He got shot on a bombing m*****n. He complained it was so cold. Yoss...

No you're not CP. Just as there's only one catch, so there's only one cold person. And that's Snowden. And you're not him. Which is a good thing really.

Hug all the same.

MdeC.

All well. Last time it was my work stop (Liv St). This time it's my home stop (Shepherds Bush). Useless lot.

186-9. Bring it on.

All this hysteria. Not the spirit with which we won the two world wars and one world cup. I'm stuck in my office by Liv St. Secretaries have gone home early and all the takeout places have closed down for the day. I'm hungry, bored and busy. Tomorrow, I would guess that the tubes will still be down ...

Our international lines a bit iffy. Thermals are currents of rising hot air which keep the glider aloft. If there is enough humidity in the air, they will top out with the creation of those nice little fluffy summer fair weather clouds that Andy Pandy likesto play with his cats under. If not humid e...

Quit stressin' honey drop dew.

Big kiss.

Maj.

[quote="Black Planet"]Happy Birthday to Clucking Belle....Or as I prefer, Major de Coverly in his leather riding pants! I hope you have a wonderful day. Other notables born 8 January....The King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley. You're in good company! :innocent: :von:[/quote] MdeC died on 1...

Lord Major de Coverly [1946 - 2003] It is with great regret that the passing of His Lordship, Major de Coverly, in a car crash this morning, is announced. His Lordship was returning from an all night poker game and had, the Coroner stated, the equivalent of 2 litres of Macallan whiskey in his system...

... at being a man about it all.

like a cruel reminder of the passage of time, as we speed on our journey towards the grave...

Thank you. My birthday present to you is posted separately.

[quote="Quiff Boy"]

is this an example of man's last mad surge of youth?[/quote]

Tres bon, Mnsr le Quiff, tres bon.

I do like that quote, doesn't it come from that nonsense 70s show which they all watched?

It is that time of year at de Coverly Towers when I send out the stable lads, beaters, and groundsmen, all lead by the Head gillie and armed with 12 bores, clubs, kitchen knives, MP5s, flashbangs, and bazookas, to clear out the gypsies and travellers who've been occupying the harvested fields in the...

[quote="Scardwel"]owned by the same firm responsible for "The Sun". Go figure. :roll:[/quote] I don't understand. Some of the best journalists write for the Sun. The ability to express complex ideas clearly, concisely and in simple words is a skill not many have. All too often pe...

How was it? What did you do?

Happy.

Birthday.

Tomorrow.

Much de coverly loverly.

[quote="Lynchfanatic"] Black brah and string :oops: :innocent:[/quote] Underwear is all well and good, but let us not lose sight of the undiluted pleasure that is gained from the pleasure of an unclothed lady. Bereft of AP, Myla, M&S's best efforts we still find you amazing, god-like, ...

By popular vote, Paul McCartney was the greatest. And who am I to argue with public opinion? But what about the worst? Perhaps an accolade for which there is even greater competition. Me, I nominate (on (de)merit, altho' it has a certain ying and yang about it) Julian Lennon. Julian Lennon - Salt wa...

Goth Love Commando?

Purrrlease.

Fair enuff. Watch it tho'. Praise does not become you.

OK. But there will be a mishtake in it. And then I will have to spank you. Hard. Like before. It will hurt- it has to, you do understand, don't you? But not so much that when I rub your flush baby cheeks, cherry red in their innocence, with Kiehl's moisturiser number 4, it won't feel like a hundred ...

Nope, sorry. No joke intended. OK, there's a bit of exaggeration here and there, and it might be written a bit abruptly to emphasise the odd point, but I really have given your name, moonchild, to my friend the Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations peace keeping force for Iraq. Next time your doo...

There is both a McDs and American diner not two minutes walk from Patriach's pond, which is where the devil first pops up in the Master etc. As I said before, I'm not commenting on all this anti- McD mumbo jumbo. I've said my bit. I'm right, and all of you who disagree with me are wrong. Reasoned de...