Heartland

thank you for posting this, I showed it to a chump of mine who teaches english and he was in stiches, thanks for making our monday morning much more fun.

Which chip shop? Sammys or the other one?

the whole page is so true to life, especally the bit about nevisport.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fort_William

Bit off topic, sorry. But this site has the best description of my hometown ever. Fort William (or An Moireasdan in Gaelic) is a supermarket with a small town attached on the west coast of Scotland whose sole purpose in this world is to provide English tourists with cups of coffee and cuppa soups be...

This is on a similar theme as the original post!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0

not work safe!

Nope no Neighbours, no Big Brother, Just mountains, sheep and the occasional teuchter, buck, tink nor missing hillwalker to liven things up. But, just now I live in Edinburgh (With all its glorious CCTV!!!) for Uni related apprentice stuff, and one day hope to return up north.

We don't even have one of those where i come from!

these should work. http://www.turnkey.co.uk/products/midi-interfaces/ As for programs I would say Cubase (i can't remember what version I used but it was great for drum programming), as its easy to use, can use midi and audio tracks and you can get lots of plug-ins to add new instruments and effects.

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon...

Looking at the Scooter page I noticed the simalarities to this Chewin the Fat Scetch.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5y1YHmkD4A0

Hi just found this, I put in my Glencoe postcode its much better than my Edinburgh one. Buttock Point (map) 51.8 miles Fanny Hill (map) 64.9 miles Fanny Burn (map) 65.2 miles Cock of Arran (map) 66.2 miles Spunkie (map) 67.7 miles Nest of Fannich (map) 70.0 miles Thundergay (map) 70.4 miles Turdees ...