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Wot the others said.

Happy birthday poppet.

i can only apologise for not making this clear enough. noted. don't do it again. ever. and, clucking belle, whilst i'm sorry that my bothering to backup my arguments with facts and sources bothers you so much, if you wish to do the same you're just going to have to do your own research. noted. apol...

"In that time...roads (have got) better" you've never been to leeds have you? :lol: Once, by mistake when I was at law school in York and someone claimed that Leeds had a better night life scene. Both were pants as it turned out, and I havent made it north of Nottingham since. Now, anothe...

speed limits tend to be there for a reason, especially thirty mile an hour zones. this time it's a speed reduction course, next time it might be fourteen years inside for causing death by dangerous driving... Hmm. Speed limits on UK motorways haven't changed for a long time (RJ, you like looking th...

[quote="MadameButterfly"]Bush is a [b]F*ck head president[/b] and before throwing things out about politics and worldly statements....be warned....some of us on HL actually [b]DO[/b] know what is going on.... [/quote] No you don't. In my three years on this forum, I would opine that most o...

Thank you markfiend. Finally back on topic. It's almost as if Coco was wandering along Kensington High St and saw it all kicking off and thought "!" for a moment and silently went up to the gathering and, in a great moment of appalling taste, just stood there with a classic clown/mime arti...

Look at the second picture. Carefully.

Wtf is coco the clown doing there?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4201022.stm

[quote="CorpPunk"]I want pinstripe pjs too![/quote]

You can wear mine.

Awe. You're a [i]hunny[/i].

You know I don't need apologies. It was my fault. I shouldn't have bothered.

I'm sorry I don't have any pin stripe suits. Pin stripe pyjamas tho'. They are new.

Dearly beloved, We are gathered hyere today to celebrate the passing into the Kingdom of the Lord of our dearest friend, Clucking Belle on Thursday 22 January 2004. Belle lived a long and happy life, had many friends, all of them virtual and he would, with his characteristic snigger and a mop of his...

How is bear typically served?

Polar bear carpaccio sounds deliciously decadent.

[quote="mugabe"]Not according to the cryptozoologist Richard Freeman, on http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bransty/thylacine.html There you can see something that comes rather close to a striped dog, however, with the emphasis on "dog".[/quote] Hmm. That article has made me think it's ab...

Stuck in office writing presentation on dull legal topic prior to week in asia negotiating opposite chinese. Maybe they have stripy dogs. I'll ask them in a quite moment.

We don't eat cats, right? And generally, we don't eat dogs, either.

Which got me thinking. Are there any carnivorous mammals which humans eat? Chicken, sheep, dear, horse (mmm, hmmm), cow etc are all herbivores.

Yet we do eat carnivorous fish and reptiles.

Do dogs come in stripes?.

I don't mean brindle- I mean full on stripy like cats come in.

You cannot start being nice now. I am about to die.

Did you draw them? They are nicely drawn.

1. On wearing silly clothes It is ok to go through a pretentious phase at 16, 17 and even your first year of university. After that, poncing about in silly clothes with silly hair cuts is only justified if: a. You are on your way to a fancy dress party; or b. You are an internationally renowned rawk...

You can agree with me and still say the straw that broke the camel etc was hopelessly 6th form if you prefer.

How can anyone take the Fields of the Nephilim seriously? I mean, what a pretentious load of tosh. Surely, surely you must be embarassed to own a record by them, or author a post the refers to them in a positive light. Modern society is built around normal people having normal sensibilities doing no...

The plant has deceased. It has ceased to de.

[quote="RicheyJames"]i do feel that this thread is getting a little off-topic - you are supposed to be talking about [i]me[/i] after all....[/quote] Big fish, small pond reinforces illusions of grandeur sufficiently to merit hanging about despite basic disinterest in die sisters and most o...

But the straps on the dress below the face you invited me to check out would make a good trellis.

I know. Very annoying. I am technically challenged.

And np re: the identity confusion. I simply want to avoid you and others mistaking me for someone who you ought to think far more fondly of.

Are you wearing a bra in the picture you invited me to check out?