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by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Planet's back
Replies: 5
Views: 1787

SINSISTER!
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Planet's back
Replies: 5
Views: 1787

The Planet's back

and her orbit don't look good,
who r u gonna call?
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:24
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There's something wrong
Replies: 2
Views: 1210

THE PADSTAR!
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There's something wrong
Replies: 2
Views: 1210

There's something wrong

on the heartland board,
who r u gonna call?
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 11:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sharapova
Replies: 9
Views: 2570

Markets slow, m8.
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 11:10
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GREECE vs F****** THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO
Replies: 28
Views: 8365

Grease v Portugrease. Full marks to both squads. I can't remember when I last felt both finalists of an important footie competition were so deserving.

PS Any pics of Ronaldo's latest tuna supply?
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 11:09
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sharapova
Replies: 9
Views: 2570

Sharapova

When interviewed sounds like any other bored commie teen just released from 10 years' confinement in a Florida tennis camp.

Not sure now if I should say yes to her.
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 11:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Masterful
Replies: 20
Views: 3618

Masterful

handling QB. Much as it goes against my principles to say so.
by Tuscan Chimaera
01 Jul 2004, 14:07
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I seem to have pigged out, airship style
Replies: 0
Views: 569

I seem to have pigged out, airship style

Best take a stroll and reallocate the blood flow. Really a memo to self, this one.
by Tuscan Chimaera
01 Jul 2004, 10:36
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Jasmine
Replies: 4
Views: 1206

hallucienate wrote:in order to use records as frisbees you need to tape up the hole.
Good thinking, Halibut.
by Tuscan Chimaera
01 Jul 2004, 10:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Jasmine
Replies: 4
Views: 1206

Jasmine

Is it worth letting go? Getting the beers and ice-cream in whenever. Ditching exercise and other healthy routines. Watching films and never reading. Preferring headphones and ipods to a bit of independent thought. Unwinding to illegal hardcore and using one's Beethoven collection as frisbees? Even a...
by Tuscan Chimaera
01 Jul 2004, 08:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Oh well...
Replies: 4
Views: 1184

randdebiel² wrote:113 posts? what's the matter with you? :lol:
I just like me too much.
by Tuscan Chimaera
01 Jul 2004, 08:36
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What are your bad points?
Replies: 24
Views: 3611

Red Sunsets wrote:my bad point-

replying to TC posts
I am the red in your otherwise monochrome sunset, chump boy.
by Tuscan Chimaera
01 Jul 2004, 08:32
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Oh well...
Replies: 4
Views: 1184

Oh well...

Oh well Tim
You didn't win
Despite the din
your toothy grin
and mother's gin

You always fail
To raise your game
You get all lame
And start to flail
As evening comes
And skies grow dim

Good night, Tim.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 18:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This Saturday with Del and Jools
Replies: 8
Views: 2063

Debaser wrote:So TC...you live on Bishop's Ave??
HGS? Nope. Wrong denomination.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 18:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things the English say
Replies: 11
Views: 3040

It just goes to show My head is always empty

Did you see Big Brother last night? Being seen with me will imperil your career

So how do you know X? I fvcking knew I shouldn't have come
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 18:34
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things the English say
Replies: 11
Views: 3040

markfiend wrote:Oh TC you really make me laugh! ;)
Off the pace, my son
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 17:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This Saturday with Del and Jools
Replies: 8
Views: 2063

CorpPunk wrote:You wear slacks? That is so single-digit-age 1987.
You really are American, aren't you?

PS I still fancy you anyway.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 16:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This Saturday with Del and Jools
Replies: 8
Views: 2063

Re: This Saturday with Del and Jools

Debaser wrote:
Popping into The Spanaird's Inn on yer way TC?
Fair shout.

But not telling.

Don't want to attract a crowd.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 15:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: This Saturday with Del and Jools
Replies: 8
Views: 2063

This Saturday with Del and Jools

The porker comes out of the garage fresh from an early summer detox. The sun will shine, the roof will be open, Del Almitri will be playing on 11, and I will gun down to the aerodrome for a couple of hours flying. I will be back for 19:30 for pimms, blinis, Jools and his orchestra in Kenwood House. ...
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 14:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Reflections of the tube strike
Replies: 17
Views: 3703

I am vain. And I am beautiful.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 13:39
Forum: General Chat
Topic: throbbing gristle
Replies: 31
Views: 5867

Sexygoth wrote:That's just rude.
No it's not. It's a darwinian thing. Just like the Portuguese all have greasy hair (exhibit A: The Portuguese football team); so the Portuguese will occasionally come across throbbing gristle (exhibit B: Post above).

But commendable shout all the same, SG.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 13:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Reflections of the tube strike
Replies: 17
Views: 3703

Reflections of the tube strike

You know during the Tour de France when you notice how hewn the cyclists' triceps and forearms look when they're pulling or pushing on the handlebars? That's what mine look like. Cycling through London this morning due to the strike, I kept catching their reflection in passenger windows when I passe...
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 12:15
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What are your bad points?
Replies: 24
Views: 3611

emilystrange wrote:i have everything i need.
my principles are unshakeable.
the people i love, love me.
Good shout, emily.

All bad points.
by Tuscan Chimaera
30 Jun 2004, 11:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Causes worthy of support
Replies: 2
Views: 1184

Causes worthy of support

sod it - tell you after i've had a slash