Heartland

I can't hide erections. If I want a stunna I have her. I inspire envy. I earn more than you. I'm replacing you in this job. I can't put on fat easily. I have a healthy head of hair. My teeth are an asset. My arse looks good in jeans. I can walk into a pub expecting to be noticed. I'm smarter than I ...

You'll be fine You're toast Don't worry, we all do it Glad it wasn't me So, how are things who the fvck are you and why am I talking to you? How's things? I can see you're struggling as usual No one even noticed your personnel file just grew A plus tard Not if I have anything to do with it

You make me laugh! you really are a supersilious tw@t Yes, there's still a chance for us Just me back the keys It's me! who the fvck else rings you at this time? Are you having an affair? Oh hello! Who gave you my number? Hiya Christ Call me! Please never contact me again How's the diet? Still losin...

Light hearted messin' turns into another liberal bleat in which posts clamour over each other for which can give the wettest, most pc, right-est on opinions supplemented by depressingly predictable and mundane "real-life" insights. The thread died. Don't patronise me. Thanks. :kiss: You m...

andymackem wrote: Maybe you'd get on better if you followed something you had a genuine interest in, rather than leaping on the bienniel populist football bandwagon?

I think you'll find I leap on all things I have an interest in, fish face.

Reflections on large sporting tournaments You spend weeks if not months looking forward to them, following the gossip, watching the trailers, keeping an eye on form. Then they come and you find the games a bit too long and often somewhat boring. Then your team loses and within half an hour the mont...

Light hearted messin' turns into another liberal bleat in which posts clamour over each other for which can give the wettest, most pc, right-est on opinions supplemented by depressingly predictable and mundane "real-life" insights.

The thread died.

Sexual deviancy under a facade of propriety.

Fancying stunnas across the class divide.

Rugby

Pie shops

Humour

Hooliganism

Sunburn

Producing fat chavs

Bowls

The fact is, England are the GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD. and today they gave a GREAT PERFORMANCE. ROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY! 1. See post above. 2. The more you build the boy up, the further he will fall as all English players inevitably do following their desperate lauding by fan...

CorpPunk wrote:

Tuscan Chimaera wrote:Threats have so much more juice than promises.

Damn you little minx.

But threats are so often empty.

Damned if I do, or damned if I don't?

Quit woofin' and start payin', Charlie Papa.

Debaser wrote:14 more to go eh Tuscan?

Yes

Ersatz

Good result, and good to see Stevie G knocking one in.

But in fairness:

1. The English lack grace on the pitch and in victory;

2. Rooney is chavscum.

What sort of example does this set the kids?

I choose France

Threats have so much more juice than promises.

Damn you little minx.

I will work you hard

CorpPunk wrote:I'm not really going to pay it, though.

uncle will make you pay, cp

randdebiel² wrote:have you been watching "alfie" on lsd?

No.

Eye contact in the street or on the tube. Chubby wood. A secret stream glistens. You move in for the kill:

I say! Weren't you at school with Harriet and Fleur before Charlie got his wombat?

Ed Rhombus wrote:Chin up.

You'll be writing poetry next

heh heh

Is it me you're looking for?

Hyde Park last night, about 7pm. Heading home. Phone call. Stop to talk. Standing there chatting. Japanese bird walks past. Gives uncle the eye. Gaze flicks down at uncle's packet, then up again for eye to eye. Two minutes pass. Another Nagasaki knob nailer. Same thing, this time no packet checking....

Hello

Black Dahlia wrote:Surely its "chicks love the car" ?

The porker is in the garage having a top engine overhaul.

Bad call, Dahlia.

Chix love easy listening.