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by Tuscan Chimaera
14 Jul 2004, 18:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: TC. Why did you leave me?
Replies: 8
Views: 2400

TC. Why did you leave me?

TC has now gone, and will not be back. As with most things in his life, his attempt to inject some verve into the dialogue of an unreceptive audience, failed. TC's obsessive exercise regime pointed to his need to cover up physical imperfection. Such imperfection might have been obvious, like a harel...
by Tuscan Chimaera
14 Jul 2004, 11:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Ripe and
Replies: 5
Views: 1983

Ripe and

a couple of floaters, or wet seat?

Toughie, I know

This is another thoughtful and reflective thread, on which I am interested in what you have to say.
by Tuscan Chimaera
14 Jul 2004, 11:43
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Staying in control
Replies: 16
Views: 3412

Staying in control

As a control freak I try to avoid things not going my way, and I fvcking hate it when they don't. To an interviewer's question about personal weaknesses, for example, I am prone to blurting: I fvcking hate it when I don't get my way. I go home and stew on it like a cvnt for ages. It takes days to ge...
by Tuscan Chimaera
07 Jul 2004, 09:22
Forum: General Chat
Topic: top five Summer Songs
Replies: 34
Views: 6029

Here comes the sun Here comes the sun And I say its all right Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes each one she passes goes "a-a-ah!" It's really true how nothing matters No mad, mad world and no mad hatters No one's pitching 'cause there...
by Tuscan Chimaera
07 Jul 2004, 09:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

;D nope. Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly. And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean? "Red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly." ;D It's an annoying grin. http://www.markfiend.com/images/bird.gif You're like t...
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 16:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I'm off...
Replies: 26
Views: 5677

Re: I'm off...

markfiend wrote:...on my jollies to Amsterdam tomorrow. *capers excitedly*

See you all on Tuesday. If I don't fall into a canal.
Please note the typo here from amsterdam boy. The last two words were meant to read "a/c anal".
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 15:50
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

Francis wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:But please note: that doesn't mean I will sleep with you.
Whassamatta? Not posh enough for ya?
If it makes you feel better Franny, I wouldn't do Posh either.
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 15:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

markfiend wrote:;D nope.
Find a corner and say red lorry yellow lorry three times very quickly.

And get rid of that ridiculous green face thing. What is it supposed to mean?
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 14:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

Francis wrote:Oh dear. Silly me. :oops: I thought you meant custodial sentences. You are clever TC. :roll:
Fair enough, and nice post, Francoise.

But please note: that doesn't mean I will sleep with you.
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 13:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

brief and to the point :wink: TC agrees with pib face again . But I'm not a gayer. And not always. Sometimes, in order to elaborate fully, one needs to build the structure of the sentence through gradual increases, each clause taking the pace faster and faster, higher and higher, moving the reader ...
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 12:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

I'm no good at politics.

I don't understand it.

So I don't vote.

But most people assume I am right wing due to my straight A's, proper enunciation, city job and richard james suits.
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 12:06
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

markfiend wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
markfiend wrote:On my feet.
Not your hands?
;D nope.
Well I guess you just don't understand.
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 12:05
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

I know.

Feels good, don't it?
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 12:01
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

Re: Long sentences?

markfiend wrote:
Tuscan Chimaera wrote:Where do you stand?
On my feet.
Not your hands?
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 11:44
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Long sentences?
Replies: 19
Views: 5259

Long sentences?

Better than short ones?

Where do you stand?
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 11:43
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

lazarus corporation wrote:
markfiend wrote:Bit of a moot point really; if you refuse they'll probably arrest you! :lol:
They usually don't as it happens - I've refused several times - once you indicate that you're aware of your rights, they tend to back off a bit.
Well that's very grown up.
by Tuscan Chimaera
06 Jul 2004, 11:42
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

andymackem wrote:In both instances it really depends on the efficacy of stop and search as a means of detecting and preventing crime.
Bang on with your here, fish face.
by Tuscan Chimaera
05 Jul 2004, 14:11
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

Even assuming it to be true, I think that for every terrorist that the police catch by random stop-and-search (which will be a very small number I would think) there will be maybe 50 young(ish) arabic/asian looking men whose antipathy to the "western way of life" will be increased by (wha...
by Tuscan Chimaera
05 Jul 2004, 13:44
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

neither. and stats dont show #2. in fact i read recently (sunday telegraph, maybe?) that the police are actually targetting young white males more these days as they are "statistically more likely to commit crime". Arguably out of character, I chose criminology as one of my second year pa...
by Tuscan Chimaera
05 Jul 2004, 13:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

1. No. Pure prejudice. 2. That's a pretty big "if"... On 1: My other half is Irish, which means that she has been triple-security-checked every day or so since coming to the UK eight years ago. Al Qaeda now constitutes the single greatest terrorist threat to this country. Ask the Spanish....
by Tuscan Chimaera
05 Jul 2004, 12:23
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The blue on brown and black
Replies: 28
Views: 8309

The blue on brown and black

Is it justifiable to stop and search:

1. More Asians on the grounds they could be terrorists?

2. More blacks if statistics show they are more likely to commit crime?
by Tuscan Chimaera
04 Jul 2004, 15:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sharapova
Replies: 9
Views: 2568

You've got to admit she has been well coached.

After stroking the final ball she dropped to her knees then headed straight for the box.
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:27
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I ain't afraid of QB
Replies: 22
Views: 4007

I ain't afraid of QB

I ain't afraid of QB

I ain't afraid of QB

I ain't afraid of QB

repeat to fade
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The joke's worn thin
Replies: 3
Views: 1668

THE CHAIRMAN!
by Tuscan Chimaera
02 Jul 2004, 16:25
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The joke's worn thin
Replies: 3
Views: 1668

The joke's worn thin

but TC won't give in,
who r u gonna call?