Heartland

I'm just here to say ......... I'm going outside, I may be some time.

The biscuits were stale.

Sisters of Mercy are a band??? Named after a Thompson Twins song I presume .......

Why are you covered in biscuits?

emilystrange wrote:i did win £2.90 on the Euromillions the other week. yaay.

Enough for pee proof nail polish?

I had a heartsink. but at least we're IN the draw. I know I know!! A point away to Dortmund is essential, the Wembley hoodoo may kill your hopes though, Arsenal failed miserably when they played their Champions League games at Wembley - and we have a good record there! Actually, Arsenal fail misera...

Tottenham looking good for the Europa League .... Man U. Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool must be laughing! Celtic, no hope.

Oxlade-Chamberlain says "NO" ...... Arsenal could be in major trouble next season, currently we could field an entire team of players in the last year of their contract, Sanchez, Ozil and Oxlade-Chamberlain have all apparently rejected new deals, in the case of Sanchez there's no "app...

emilystrange wrote:it's monday now, if that helps

It's Wild Card day already!!

Forget Messi, Carl Jenkinson has joined Birmingham .........

Nope, It's still my turn to do the housework. Henpecked!

I've just woken up, what day is it?

But no league titles!

Okay, Arsenal have won the League at White Hart Lane twice. Or, Tottenham haven't won the league in my lifetime and pnly twice in their entire histiry, Liverpool have won some stuff ............

Hey come on, football only started when the Premier League was created, ask anybody at Sky!!

I know I talk crap on twitter, isn't that what it's for?! Anyway, getting stick from Liverpool fans as I "expect too much from Arsenal" is worse than anything I could ever type!! Liverpool, the Tottenham of the north .............. And I'm still peeing in the corner, well not right now, ob...

Pista wrote:With pink cannons

Well, you did say you'd been in touch with the kit designer.

Stupid fookin game

Arsenal debut their goth kit ....

Man U didn't look that good, Rashford looked to be their most threatening player, they were slow and ponderous without him. But also scored another three without him, but again, West Ham then Swansea - any team would love those two games to start a season.

Last time I saw lights in water I woke up in hospital two weeks later with memories of a madly grinning clown trying to eat me. So sod that, I'm peeing in the corner. Meds kicking in there? :lol: I think Untidy will mangle Swansea with this XI Meds plus fizzy stuff make me happy as a girl who doesn...

Last time I saw lights in water I woke up in hospital two weeks later with memories of a madly grinning clown trying to eat me. So sod that, I'm peeing in the corner.

As far as I know, certainly not me, I'm too idiotic to be scared of anything.

I'm beginning to see why Steve is so scared of you ...

emilystrange wrote: Ha. Bieber not man enough for a catsuit

But you are?"

And you Ms Strange, I still have the PM from you telling me you wear Justine Bieber's discarded catsuit, unwashed!!