Heartland

Good Man! Hope my absence didnt upset you too much!!

Di you Scrubber, couldn't you afford brand newies?? You probably got cooties now...

So she's obviously a gorgeous creature too!

@Trollopypants - Tis official, I will be attending said function.

LOL - Di yer pisshead!

Goes all mushy......

He's lovely!!! Nice to see you bought a child seat and didn't make one Ed!

Dont ever be a Navigator SG... Looking into this, Sunday always a very bad night for stay over childcare.

I would...

Hoping to pop up next weekend Mrs G for a quick shufty and cuddle. Looking forward to seeing baby Ed too..

Ed, what you playin at? Got a picture to post us?

Coming from you thats fekin hilarious..

Ham with english mustard on brown bread.

Urgh!! The thought of the smell of those things make me billious...

Currently eating a Wagon Wheel, and yes, they used to be bloody bigger :-(

mwahahaha...

Listening to the tape of the gig, SG and Ice Maiden should be gagged at all further live shows by any band. hmmm I could say listening to tapes of previous gigs its you that should be gagged, but I aint that vindictive :lol: And I dont know what your bowing for Mr Paddy, you gave as good as you got...

Was brilliant! And our timing was inpeccable!, walking in 10 minutes before they came on right into a HUGE gap at the side of the stage, but thinking back people must have known about the annoying Emo Phillips-like spazman at the side of us dancing like a pantomime dame, and he picked his nose and a...

Sexygoth wrote:...POT KETTLE BLACK arrange into sentence and think about it...........LOL

Now where'v I heard that before...

The fog on The Tynes all mine all mine... Pet.

Actually, that was quite cruel. I apologise.

PS: Got my email yet, need a favour.. (hence the apology!)

I will, nay probs, is there any doubt in your mind I wouldn't?

Have you had your rejection letter then or what?

Yeah, says you and your mum...

Well don't you have to be at least:

a) NICE
b) Caring
c) Compassionate

I rest me case.

d00mw0lf wrote:End of the World is definaly growing on me. Lost is still my fave from the new album. Before three and Us Or Them are kinda fab too.

Doomy, be told! Lost is dreadful! Agree with the rest though.. And my ticket finally came this morning at last..

Well? To be honest SG, can't visualise you giving screaming babies/pre-school brats injections, dressing ulcers, lancing boils...

I'll be there, just pissed off fate has dealt me a terrible blow by not enabling me to heckle Di. (who was, guttingly, quite good last time)

Kissed you? Have Not, Never Will, what would the necessary injections be?

Cheers SG anyway, having vented my frustrations out on you all day has really cheered me up. Ta chick.

.. thats exactly the word on't street, bow legged cow!

Right I'm off home, go amuse yourself with someone else

Blind bitch! This is harrassment, this would never happen on the Smokie website

You bloody liar, I have witnesses.. <starts emailing death threats out>