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ahem.. Im going to clean your toilet with your toothbrush tomorrow night.. and I know you wont find out until Monday because your not online at home yet.. mwahahahah

James Blast wrote:you've got split ends

lol Nice one Mr Blast

ooops never noticed! Hiya Badangel

Good to see you back at BOTH places

Keep it real bro... see ya Saturday.

Havent you been to your GP about that yet? Titwitch..

Shut the feck up before I spit in your tea..

ooh Is it "Y Cant I Be U"???

She's ok and has "the look" but she's an utter dick.. saw her in an interview a couple of years ago and it was cringeworthy! She was good in The Company of Wolves because she never actually spoke!

Congrats Mr & Mrs Geoff x

What the big man said!

Have a great day

Like your penis?? By rights mate, you should have lost yours with a rusty blade a loong time ago..

Nice penis extension Mr Wood.

We, at the 'other' site http://www.themissionuk.co.uk , are currently in a bidding war with Hello magazine for that exclusive shot of SG's ring... we'll keep you posted! :? In the meantime, if i could be one of the first to offer the following virtual gift to Richie... http://www.websoft-solutions....

Love Copey.. Thanks for the heads up!

Mrs. Snowey wrote:

Sexygoth™ wrote:OI. There's nowt wrong with the mish.

An' anyone who says different will be slapped. So there.

Yeah or quite ruthlessly armwrestled to the floor, eh Mrs Snowey

Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:gayer

LOL!

Richey! Pop int shops on the way home, get one of those jackets with the strappy sleeves... (I have read back and checked for spelling and punctuation errors)

have you ever heard of punctuation? Have you ever heard of capital letters? yes i have, i just choose not to use them. however, i don't believe this has ever really affected anyone's understanding of my posts in the way that a complete absence of punctuation can (i'm ignoring your somewhat fatuous ...

<slaps across the face, for medicinal purposes I assure you>

Oi Richey, ever heard of oxygen tents? <Sticks finger up at Queen Billinsgate>

Well its pretty obvious to me the bar is for ladies of the night like SG to frequent to moan about how cold the docks are...

@ LC - I did a typo, so sue me! Don't jive me man, I'm a woman on the brink! <does psycho stabbin sound effects>

Iv recently had dreams of committing murder most fowl and then living a life of torment in case the corpse is found.. AND I have dreams of finding abandoned babys in my garden.. (I need a holiday I think)

Hiya Lordy love!! How ya diddlin?