Heartland

Very belated happy birthday Emma from the arse end of the planet.

Details ....

Lucretia looks at picture on first page:

"Ooooo hello Pwitty ... " she says drooling a bit.

Tank gets jealous.

Very definitely a male car by the way.
I'd call it Beavis. But I call all my cars Beavis.
Tanks are tanks.

'Bout time - pour yourself a stiff one, pull up a chair.

Can I also have my own personally logo-ed TANK!

EH! I want a mug. Please.

This is the funniest thread I've read in years! You're all so hysterically droll.

for my 'Flu/head cold/runny nose/watery eyes ... (hee hee, knew that would get yer attention) I was thinking a hot bath, some Amarula or maybe J&B on the rocks, headphones, bed, my new cd ... any other suggestions? J&B on the rocks. All the time. Keeps the doctor away. :von: Right on, broth...

for my 'Flu/head cold/runny nose/watery eyes ... (hee hee, knew that would get yer attention)
I was thinking a hot bath, some Amarula or maybe J&B on the rocks, headphones, bed, my new cd ... any other suggestions?

The chip butties did it for me - thanks for that ! You're welcome. Lend me a tenner. :wink: I doubt that R10 would be enough to purchase a couple of slices of bread to make a chip butty in the UK (although now the Rand is stronger maybe it would ... :?: ) Er, note - "So close I could almost .....

Fashionably late again also ... HBD to all

hallucienate wrote:

lucretia wrote:

hallucienate wrote: I thought you were a Vaalie?

Har bloody har, now **** off and do some work!

jammer tanie

The last ou that called me a tanie, got kicked in the shins.
So watch out sientjie ...
They don't call me the Sister of No Mercy for nothing.

Didn't realise this topic would generate so much response - I just had to have a rant all unto myself but it's been very interesting reading everyone's points of view and, dare I say it, comforting to know that there is light at the end of the tunnel. The chip butties did it for me - thanks for that !

hallucienate wrote:

lucretia wrote:but I'm a philistine.

I thought you were a Vaalie?

Har bloody har, now f**k off and do some work!

I never could catch on to Elvis ... but I'm a philistine.

Very beautiful day in Gauteng (well it's early evening now) ... but I wouldn't know, cos i've been doing accounts for my son's company the whole of today and will be carrying on tomorrow.... or maybe I won't

hallucienate wrote:Is anyone else playing it? Pretty bloody good and scary as all hell

And Chris Vrenna (Tweaker) did the soundtrack ... f**king sweet.

James Blast wrote:it happens to us all Andie, we still rock even if bits fall off when we do

Speak for yourself

hallucienate wrote:lekker soos 'n fire cracker!!

Eish.

hallucienate wrote:

Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:Well obviously I don't. But you look like a dude. Do you talk like a south African Bill and Ted?

full-a bro, I charff yous I talks net soes 'n rreeeeeal sarf efrikan, my china. Or something like that, right Lucretia?

Ja well no fine ...

I'm no longer angry with the American,


Andy, the parallells in our lives are uncanny ...
I am no longer with "The American" either, just aching a bit and somewhat hollow. But the weekend is just over the horizon, who knows what beckons hey?

I gather you didn't get lost at Jo'burg Intl then. nope, didn't even get mugged :eek: :eek: I even enjoyed a breakfast at the Kauai in the domestic terminal at 7am this morning. I'll post something tomorrow when my brain isn't quite so fuzzy. I had the best Black Forest Cake and coffee in my entire...

however, there is a saying that goes "the best way to get over a woman is when you're over a woman" ;) :innocent: :roll: Men...........You're all the piggin' same :evil: I'm not, and I'm dead proud of it. 8) I could make a real Goff analogy about the only good men are dead men but I won't

I'm now officially back home and can't wait to get into my own bed. Mauritius is a very interesting place and I had a great time, I'll be posting photos from my journey in my gallery before the weekend. If anyone wants more details of my trip let me know. Welcome back ... details, details ... I gat...

No. 2 ...
Now if I could just get my bloody tank to reverse and turn around, I'd blow up something.