Heartland

elamanamou wrote:Funny thing happened today. Closed shop ready to cash up when a man knocked on the door's and said is his wife inside!!

I can think of worse things than being locked in an NT shop. A jar of honey, a picnic rug and a book on sundials and I'd be set for the night.

Yeah, it's ridiculous, but entertaining. I vote they remain.

I might just about be able to get my arse in gear for that one.

Spiggy's hat wrote:I'm really hoping that they play this every night on the tour!

https://www.facebook.com/andygreenley/v ... 378593267/

They played it in Belgium last night if the set list I saw is anything to go by, so we can but hope!

Swinnow wrote:Found my tinfoil hat a week or so ago....

I hope it has earflaps and a fleece lining.

An inadvertently ecclectic mix of early 20th century girls fiction, Satanism, and Victorian melodrama. The latter is the only surprising one. I loathe Wilkie Collins with a passion. I can only put my reading of this work down to some sort of literary masochism.

fabulous film, one of my all-time favourites. i really like the fact that edward woodwards [s] pig [/s] policeman character completely digs his own hole through a) his inept detective work and b) the narrow-mindedness inherent in what he considers to be his superior morals. Delicious, isn't it? All...

May Day bank holiday seemed the ideal occasion for this:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:because i have no desire to read 11 pages of this undoubtedly ridiculous thread, but also so that i dont feei left out, i just want to say "fuck your biscuit thread and the horse it rode in on!"
as you were.....

I unleashed a monster.

I know the feeling, will do the Devon festival, but am ummimg about doing London 'cos beer, hotels and travel will cause a £500 drop and am not sure they are worth that nowadays, it's a pity, but that's where I am. Anywhere within a car journey of Leeds or Murkeyside and I'm there, but that London...

iesus wrote:

Pista wrote:That's what they want you to think

Shh Steve

Your secret is safe with me. Well, safe-ish.

Suddenly, I'm really lamenting the inability to "like" posts.

iesus wrote:Bootleg biscuits smuggled from mainland ?

Presumably they'd have to be ground-shipped. Penguins can't fly...

I'll, er, get my coat.

And the defender for women's rights commission in UN is... :lol: :lol: I can only presume this is the international political equivalent of assigning a particularly feckless child the role of classroom monitor in the vague hope that the responsibility will force them to get their sh it together. :|

HL on tour at a blimmin Mish gig in Leicester, it'll never catch on, is there a pub there called the Dry Dock lol Never catch on. They don't like The m*****n on here so they say? :D Ha, well, er, naturally I have a hearty disdain for The Mish and am only going to satisfy my curiosity about... the l...

Swinnow wrote:I understand Da Mish in Leicester is also a defo lol

Abso-fucking-lutely!

Pista wrote:Hey! It's #worldpenguinday

Swinnow wrote:My birthday (shared with J Cruyff RIP) is now complete

It's also World Malaria Day! Er... enjoy, I guess.

We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction Oh, I don't know... I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario. At the rate things are going I'd say there's a fair chance you might get your wish :lol: Hmm, what are biscuits li...

Happy birthday!

I shall have cake in honour of the day... It's tough, but someone has to do it.

Microcosmia wrote:We will soon need a treaty on the non proliferation of biscuits of mass destruction

Oh, I don't know...

I, for one, would welcome a Mutually Assured Destruction biscuit-based scenario.

Swinnow wrote:Lol moi noir? Jamais dans un mois de dimanche. Wrong trousers and loud shirts shall be worn.

That's the spirit.

I might spice things up and wear... charcoal grey.

My profile is Jenny Giles if any of you good people care to add me. (My posts seem to be 70% misanthropy, 15% music, 10% birds, and 5% cake.) Jenny I haven't seen one pic of you on facebook. Swinnow and I won't know what to look for when we meet at The Mish gig in Leicester? Ok you will be probably...

Charlie wrote:Every day is biscuit day in this house

[Moves in.]

abridged wrote:Ah thought I had messed it up! Have a tendency to kill conversation at times...

Do you also specialise in saying something massively inappropriate at loud volume just as everyone around you falls silent? Seemingly I am rather fond of that.