Heartland

Shame innit ?

Anyway enuff of this I'm off to stick pins in the dog if that's alright .................

Why start now doomy ?

No I don't emily .

Do you like cheese ?

Is the land turning into a liberal wasteland with nothing left ?

No risk no fun no excitement no adventure ?

Everything packaged and available in Tesco ?

Personally I'd rather have freedom of choice than more nanny state .

Nice .

Can't handle the E numbers I'm afraid - I have to stick to Banks' Mild !

Why are we wasting valuable Commons time on this piece of hippy crap ?

If they can't run fast enough they die . Life lesson over !

Christ this place is full of nerds !

Book is good although my copy has suffered due to Little Lordy dunking it in the bath !

You Fat Bitch t-shirts appearing soon ..........

Great night despite getting into bed at 2:15 am to get out again at 6:00 am ................