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  Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
EvilBastard

Replies: 229
Views: 17297

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:41 am   Subject: Re-re-run of currently watching
Norsemen looks like a top show - thanks for the tip! Definitely has shades of Chelmsford 123 (and that really was a top show), and therefore A Very Good Thing.

I can't find Chelmsford on HBO or Net ...
  Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
EvilBastard

Replies: 229
Views: 17297

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:42 pm   Subject: Re-re-run of currently watching
Norsemen looks like a top show - thanks for the tip! Definitely has shades of Chelmsford 123 (and that really was a top show), and therefore A Very Good Thing.
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:23 am   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
Meanwhile, In Wales, lockdown is being enforced by

"Self-isolate! SELF-ISOLATE!" I hope he was traveling... Caerphilly.
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:41 pm   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
and there go the pubs, cinemas, nightclubs, restaurants gyms and just about every social activity going. how long before total lockdown now then?

I'm honestly ok with a total lock down if people li ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:01 pm   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
OK, guys, I'll be honest here. This stuff is starting to scare me. I'm not scared of getting sick, but I am scared of what society is going to look like in 3, 6, 12 months time if this thing goes the ...
  Topic: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
EvilBastard

Replies: 204
Views: 29734

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:54 am   Subject: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
Sure, the world may be falling apart around our ears, we live under the shadow of an invisible plague which kill us all, my neighbours are stocking up on guns and ammo (seriously, dude? What, you're g ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:49 am   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
All UK school closing from Friday and GCSE's and A Levels cancelled. Stay well & safe xx

This is going to s-u-c-k for anyone who did not a stroke of work for their mocks and figured that they ...
  Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Threadô
EvilBastard

Replies: 741
Views: 91612

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:27 pm   Subject: The Great Heartland Biscuit Threadô
Just to confirm - my class stated that their least favourite biscuits were custard creams, followed by plain hobnobs.

Custard Creams are Covid-19 in baked form, Nice biscuits are infused with SARS ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:20 am   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
Same here in the States. I'm in DC, and all social, cultural, musical, etc., events are cancelled for at least a month. In Maryland (where I teach), it looks like all colleges and universities are mov ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:18 pm   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
"prunes through a short grandmother" Laughing

Can't remember where I heard it first, but it has become my go to when "s**t off a shovel" is not an appropriate simile for something ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:21 pm   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
The torygraph are actually seeing the "positives" of the virus

What they mean of course is "elderly people on low/fixed incomes who can't afford to stay at home and get groceries de ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:03 pm   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
"Find your favourite lyric that lasts 20 seconds," they said.
"It will help you to make sure you wash your hands thoroughly," they said.

So I found a line of music that lasted ...
  Topic: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)
EvilBastard

Replies: 873
Views: 158312

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 10:40 pm   Subject: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)
Great news, EMWK! We are not worthy! We are not worthy!

Of course, if cannabis oil is not available, he could try cold beer and pretzels - I get all my medical advice from [url=https://youtu.be/5lTVohhONFg?t=1 ...
  Topic: The song title game normal speed Moby Remix
EvilBastard

Replies: 425
Views: 15395

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:03 pm   Subject: The song title game normal speed Moby Remix
Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby - Hamilton, Joe Frank, & Reynolds
  Topic: The song title game normal speed Moby Remix
EvilBastard

Replies: 425
Views: 15395

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:20 pm   Subject: The song title game normal speed Moby Remix
Dead Billy - Big Black
  Topic: (Yet Another) Currently Being Pissed Off By...
EvilBastard

Replies: 264
Views: 38944

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:45 pm   Subject: (Yet Another) Currently Being Pissed Off By...
Is this a bit of a humblebrag? Laughing But genuinely I rocked up fully intending to go to work, saw people picketing, and just couldn't do it. I ain't no scab.

Top man! Someone once told me that if y ...
  Topic: COVID-19 coronavirus
EvilBastard

Replies: 161
Views: 4906

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:35 pm   Subject: COVID-19 coronavirus
Well no, though I'm sure there's a few folk for whom the prospect of dying in Von's armpit would be considered the very essence of romance Laughing Wierded Out Our fearless leader!

Well, if Brut can pass itself of as ...
  Topic: Re-re-run of currently watching
EvilBastard

Replies: 229
Views: 17297

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:08 am   Subject: Re-re-run of currently watching
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Highly recommend. You'll need to pay attention ...
  Topic: Geek Anvil (currently geeking...)
EvilBastard

Replies: 480
Views: 113561

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:50 pm   Subject: Geek Anvil (currently geeking...)
For those of us who spend most of our lives feeling with extreme geekery, I feel that this site may be useful.

HTTPS://http.cat

There may also be cross-threading because error code 418.
  Topic: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)
EvilBastard

Replies: 873
Views: 158312

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:02 am   Subject: If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)
This is absolutely nothing to do with biscuits but I'm happy because I've had an amazing idea. Hot water with a teaspoon of mustard dissolved in it. Proper English mustard, not that American yellow sh ...
  Topic: The Great Heartland Biscuit Threadô
EvilBastard

Replies: 741
Views: 91612

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:02 am   Subject: The Great Heartland Biscuit Threadô
Oh best beloveds, the time has come to share with you the most momentous news. Are you ready for this?

FUCT is pleased, proud, and honoured to announce that, in partnership with Netflix, it is spon ...
  Topic: The Bread Thread
EvilBastard

Replies: 50
Views: 1761

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:27 am   Subject: The Bread Thread
peanut butter insertion may knacker your toaster.
oi! putting the butter inside reduces the wait time AND increases the butter amount.

Well, knackering your toaster is certainly better than toast ...
  Topic: The Bread Thread
EvilBastard

Replies: 50
Views: 1761

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:13 am   Subject: The Bread Thread

Ahem...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel_toast

This mrs likes a toasted bagel and consider it sanctioned by them wot made em. Laughing

I'll see your "ahem" and I'll raise an [url= ...
  Topic: The Bread Thread
EvilBastard

Replies: 50
Views: 1761

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:19 am   Subject: The Bread Thread
crumpets.
before toasting cut a slit in the edge, to about half way, like a pitta. after toasting, insert butter.

Could you insert something like peanut butter before toasting so you got a lovely ...
  Topic: The Bread Thread
EvilBastard

Replies: 50
Views: 1761

PostForum: General Chat   Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:17 am   Subject: The Bread Thread

Now crumpets however, they do need a good crispy burnt top, they can take it, as you've still got that squidgy middle.

Absolutely correct.

Same with Bagels. Wink

Now, while it is true tha ...
 
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