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scotty
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James Blast wrote:need I fill in that thing?
I don't think there's a "Death by Pakora and Red wine" option so you better had :innocent: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Johnny M
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emilystrange wrote:good boy.

and i'm not convince you'd be dreading that kind of death, mr m.
Still trying to get the death by blue sparkly thing and red coat result but I'm getting the answers wrong. I'll keep trying.
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9while9
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weebleswobble wrote:There is no option for Death by Jelly which would be more probable than suicide----I wouldny give myself the pleasure! :eek:
I thought it would be death by cheese for you > http://maindish.allrecipes.com/az/DthbyChsSndwich.asp

:lol: :P :lol:
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meat is murder
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
meat is murder wrote:either i'll disappear or i'll kill myself... whoa, dilemma :lol:
With your name, you probably will be eaten. Hah! :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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smiscandlon
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Hmmm, an equal chance of suicide / bomb...

Why do I feel uncomfortable seeing those two words together?
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Bartek
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Suicide 67%
Stabbed 67%
Accident 47%
Suffocated 33%
Eaten 33%
Posion 33%
Natural Causes 33%
Disappear 27%
Bomb 20%
Drowning 20%
Cut Throat 13%
Disease 7%
Gunshot 7%

oy, thats might hurt
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emilystrange
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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:good boy.

and i'm not convince you'd be dreading that kind of death, mr m.
Still trying to get the death by blue sparkly thing and red coat result but I'm getting the answers wrong. I'll keep trying.
i forgot a black coat would have looked better :oops:
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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Gunshot
Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.
Not bad, innit ;D (other top three ones were eaten (:lol:) and cut throat)

Hasn't anyone had stabbing yet? :innocent:
Styles are a lie.

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rian
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Posion

73%

Eaten

67%

Suicide

67%

Suffocated

67%

Cut Throat

53%

Accident

53%

Stabbed

53%

Gunshot

47%

Disappear

47%

Natural Causes

47%

Bomb

27%

Disease

27%

Drowning

7%


We're all gonna die, as Nick Cave sang...
I think someone set my soul alight
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Izzy HaveMercy
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smiscandlon wrote:Hmmm, an equal chance of suicide / bomb...

Why do I feel uncomfortable seeing those two words together?
You sure you lived in Scotland your whole life, Abdel Smiz Can-dhlon? ;)

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Jaimie1980
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Suicide 100%
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It says I'm not :twisted: :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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emilystrange
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there's a surprise
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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9while9
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markfiend wrote:It says I'm not :twisted: :lol:

I was sure yours would be:
Death by listening to YCBTO = 99% :innocent:
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9while9 wrote:
markfiend wrote:It says I'm not :twisted: :lol:

I was sure yours would be:
Death by listening to YCBTO = 99% :innocent:
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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