If you're having a bad day... (currently happy)

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It's a lovely sunny day in late autumn in Cologne. The air is fresh and cold ... and large swarms of geese, swans and cranes are leaving southwards ... :D :D :D ...

I love that sound and all day long today, there are further swarms passing in the sky... Farewell !!! ... :D :D :D ...
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I always find that if I am in danger of having a bad day I recall that some people I know are actual Evertonians. That always cheers me up ;)
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CH because today I started my new job. Seems to be a nice company, everyone very friendly, and the product managers all get a stuffed cat to put on their desks. I don't quite understand why (I'm sure it will be explained). I'm working on the company's "problem child" which pleases me more than working on something that doesn't need a good kicking. And it's unlimited paid time off.

Downside is that there's no kettle in the kitchen area, which may have to have something done about it (I'm a miserable bastard if I can't have tea) but that aside it's nice to be back in paid employment again.

PS and when my new boss met me in reception this morning, and I went to shake her hand, she gave me an honest-to-goodness no-s**t furrayals hug. Which could have been creepy, but I decided to interpret it as a "I'm so happy you decided to join us, and I'm so glad that you're here" sort of thing.
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EvilBastard wrote:CH because today I started my new job.
Really happy you found something so quickly :)
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This is absolutely nothing to do with biscuits but I'm happy because I've had an amazing idea. Hot water with a teaspoon of mustard dissolved in it. Proper English mustard, not that American yellow shite. It's probably disgusting but I'm not going to rest until I've tried it. As soon as I work up the courage to, that is...
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mh wrote:This is absolutely nothing to do with biscuits but I'm happy because I've had an amazing idea. Hot water with a teaspoon of mustard dissolved in it. Proper English mustard, not that American yellow shite. It's probably disgusting but I'm not going to rest until I've tried it. As soon as I work up the courage to, that is...
Mustard powder, or mustard paste? Honestly it sounds like a terrible waste of hot water, which could be used to make tea (into which you could dunk a non-mustardy biscuit), but to each their own.
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seems like its been a long time coming but i am now apparently "Above The Chemist". :von:
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I finally won a Fark photoshop competition :D
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Pista wrote:I finally won a Fark photoshop competition :D
congrats bro! :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Pista wrote:I finally won a Fark photoshop competition :D
congrats bro! :notworthy:
aww fanks :kiss:
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Pista wrote:I finally won a Fark photoshop competition :D
Hihi ... congrats ... :lol: :notworthy: ...
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Being645 wrote:
Pista wrote:I finally won a Fark photoshop competition :D
Hihi ... congrats ... :lol: :notworthy: ...
:D :kiss:
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my big brother has just been told his tumour is 50% the size it was and his cancer is now mangeable! all from using Cannabis Oil as his immunotherapy was pretty much killing him! he can now live his life sort of normally again! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: 8)
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:my big brother has just been told his tumour is 50% the size it was and his cancer is now mangeable! all from using Cannabis Oil as his immunotherapy was pretty much killing him! he can now live his life sort of normally again! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: 8)
Wow, that's awesome news! :D :D :D :D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:my big brother has just been told his tumour is 50% the size it was and his cancer is now mangeable! all from using Cannabis Oil as his immunotherapy was pretty much killing him! he can now live his life sort of normally again! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: 8)
Brilliant news Lee :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Excellent happy news. Best vibes Lee :D :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Thanks all. Fukken MASSIVE weight off my shoulders. the inconsiderate cunt. :lol:
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Congrats to you brother, brother Lee ... :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ... and further good progresss ... :bat: :bat: :bat: ... :D ...
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Great news, EMWK! :notworthy: :notworthy:

Of course, if cannabis oil is not available, he could try cold beer and pretzels - I get all my medical advice from Sparks, which my not be entirely reliable...
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Great news Lee :)
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It's taken a lot of patience (and the sleep again I've been urgently missing for weeks by now)
but I've somehow managed to repair the shot operating system of my notebook ... what a relief.
No complete new set-up, no new notebook ... I'm just glad (and very, very tired, but hell)... :) ...
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Unfortunately, that was only a short dream ... :lol: ... oh hell, I go on trying ...
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Being645 wrote:Unfortunately, that was only a short dream ... :lol: ... oh hell, I go on trying ...
oh no! :eek:

Is it broken again?!
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Charlie wrote:
Being645 wrote:Unfortunately, that was only a short dream ... :lol: ... oh hell, I go on trying ...
oh no! :eek:

Is it broken again?!
Seems the operating system is shot ... perhaps I can repair it, there is a small chance ... I've managed to get it started again just now, so I can at least save all the data before the final breakdown ...

Possibly, it's not the system but the graphic chip and that is usually ... the end.
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i just saw i am now responsible for writing >2% of this forum. little things please little minds and all that..... :innocent: :roll:
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