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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Charlie wrote:Does this float your Gravy boat?

:eek: :?
I suppose if they get everyone to eat glitter, it won't end up polluting the oceans
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Does this float your Gravy boat?

:eek: :?
I suppose if they get everyone to eat glitter, it won't end up polluting the oceans
Or just not make glitter in the first place!!
I have just opened a christmas card and been glitter bombed! :x :x
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the last time a child was encouraged to eat Glitter it was Garys jism. :urff:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:the last time a child was encouraged to eat Glitter it was Garys jism. :urff:
Wow! Just choked on my tea and scared the cat in the process!

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we aim to please. :twisted:
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:lol: bloody hell Lee :lol:
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:innocent: :twisted: :lol:
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Twas the night before christmas &....OMFG! What in ever living fcuk is that? Burn it with fire!
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Pista wrote:Twas the night before christmas &....OMFG! What in ever living fcuk is that? Burn it with fire!
thats a fabulous decoration. musta been like what god knocked up to start with before going on to make adamski and all aboutt eve.
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Doleh faces charges of criminal contempt and aggravated harassment......... with a toupee
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Charlie wrote:Is it the end for the Bell End?
The Daily Mash did a nice parody of this a few years back

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Charlie wrote:Is it the end for the Bell End?
The Daily Mash did a nice parody of this a few years back

:lol:
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Charlie wrote:Is it the end for the Bell End?
The Daily Mash did a nice parody of this a few years back

:lol:
:lol:
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Pista wrote:Mine's bigger than yours. So there ner!
Well that can't possibly end badly!
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Pista wrote:Mine's bigger than yours. So there ner!
Well that can't possibly end badly!
I did like the person who asked twitter if provoking a nuclear war was a breach of their terms of service.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:Image
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i'm not sure if it's funny because it's true or terrifying for the same reason...probably both.
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Discount on a new Ikea crib? Piece of p!ss
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It appears the Whitehouse can't even negotiate a mute button
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Pista wrote:Discount on a new Ikea crib? Piece of p!ss
Haven't seen it in Sweden, thank God!
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It's not dead. It's just pining.... for the pines
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Pista wrote:It's not dead. It's just pining.... for the pines
... and on the next page, things look almost goth
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