Proof, Morrisey's a Wank of the Highest Order

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Big Mouth Strikes Again
And inserts foot in said mouth
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Pista wrote:Big Mouth Strikes Again
And inserts foot in said mouth
there must be an internet thingy where you can generate your own morrisey album titie....like "so what if it's wednesday we put the bins out on a tuesday" or "i know you're having a shit but my auntie's got all the bog-roll". what a prick. :lol:
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In defence of the Moz I would like to point out that by being an obstinate arse quite often he manages to maintain his role as the antithesis of the modern successful musician. Despite being polar opposites for the most part him and Eldritch do share something in that respect.
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If you had three dates before Morrissey cancels a show come & collect your prize :roll:
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Apparently he really meant "I don't owe you anything "
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I was supposed to see Moz in november 2013. Show was cancelled (logistical problems).

Replacement show was planned for march 2014. On the morning of the show had terrible flu and could nt go. (no takers for the tickets- €70) On the following night he cancelled the second show because he had flu.

Thats the last time I'm not going to not see Morrissey.
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GC wrote:I was supposed to see Moz in november 2013. Show was cancelled (logistical problems).

Replacement show was planned for march 2014. On the morning of the show had terrible flu and could nt go. (no takers for the tickets- €70) On the following night he cancelled the second show because he had flu.

Thats the last time I'm not going to not see Morrissey.
That's 2 out of 258, apparently :urff:

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To be fair to Morrissey despite his unfortunate tendency to say really stupid things these days wasn't there rumours of Cancer tests or a cancer scare recently? I know he has diva like qualities but maybe that's a reason for all the cancellations...
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Yeah:
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In October [2014] he disclosed he had received treatment for Barrett's oesophageal cancer.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: That's 2 out of 258, apparently :urff:


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His biggest mistake was joining the Muslim Brotherhood and becoming president of Egypt.

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He's at it again

& that's not even half the interview.
In googlese

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DER SPIEGEL released the full audio of an interview they conducted with Morrissey after he complained about being misunderstood, misinterpreted, whatever. Unfortunately they had the tape rolling...

http://www.spiegel.de/kultur/musik/morr ... 82981.html

Scroll down to "Interview with Morrissey"
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Anyone still think this tw@t isn't a racist oxygen thief?
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Pista wrote:Anyone still think this tw@t isn't a racist oxygen thief?
man the old "hitler was leftwing because 'national-socialism' has the word socialism in it" really marks anyone down as a sub-political gobshite of the dumbest order....mozza has conveniently forgoitten the other irrelevant (though just as often used by idiots ) Nazi-qualification of " hitler was a vegetarian"..
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I declared Morrissey to be dead to me not longer after The Smiths split, and I've never listened to any of his solo albums, purely out of spite. I'm glad that as time has passed, I've been proved increasingly correct on that stance.

(Similar with Paul Weller - I still haven't forgiven him for breaking up The Jam. Weller is nowhere near the cnut that Morrissey is though.)
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FFS Morrissey...
I mean, look at the shocking treatment of Tommy Robinson...
Shocking treatment? For repeatedly breaking reporting restrictions on one of the biggest child-grooming cases the UK has ever seen, risking collapse of the entire process?

Anyone who thinks that Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley Lennon has been hard done by obviously hasn't a clue how the UK legal system works.
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markfiend wrote:
I mean, look at the shocking treatment of Tommy Robinson...
Shocking treatment? For repeatedly breaking reporting restrictions on one of the biggest child-grooming cases the UK has ever seen, risking collapse of the entire process?

Anyone who thinks that Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley Lennon has been hard done by obviously hasn't a clue how the UK legal system works.

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I read the interview yesterday & it started off quite unremarkable, mainly due to the interviewer pandering to the racist fool with some outstandingly light weight questions.
But then the cat-hat-wearing bigot simply couldn't resist opening his gob towards the end.
Oxygen thief!
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markfiend wrote:I declared Morrissey to be dead to me not longer after The Smiths split, and I've never listened to any of his solo albums, purely out of spite. I'm glad that as time has passed, I've been proved increasingly correct on that stance.

(Similar with Paul Weller - I still haven't forgiven him for breaking up The Jam. Weller is nowhere near the cnut that Morrissey is though.)
Your being over generous Mark, The Jam were s**t, the Style Council were s**t, Stanley Road was s**t, and spelling "sonik" like this is the ultimate in utter, utter s**t. Not sure if that makes him a cnut though.
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zaltys7 wrote:
markfiend wrote:I declared Morrissey to be dead to me not longer after The Smiths split, and I've never listened to any of his solo albums, purely out of spite. I'm glad that as time has passed, I've been proved increasingly correct on that stance.

(Similar with Paul Weller - I still haven't forgiven him for breaking up The Jam. Weller is nowhere near the cnut that Morrissey is though.)
Your being over generous Mark, The Jam were s**t, the Style Council were s**t, Stanley Road was s**t, and spelling "sonik" like this is the ultimate in utter, utter s**t. Not sure if that makes him a cnut though.
Oh it does :D
I couldn't agree with you more.
Except for Shout to the Top and That's Entertainment. :lol:
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On his 60th birthday the world's oldest record store has banned this charming man's records.
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'Everyone ultimately prefers their own race'

For feck's sake morrissey you twunt

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what a fuckwit
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Racist no-talent oxygen thief using a perfectly serviceable skin.

For short: Wanker
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