Proof, Morrisey's a Wank of the Highest Order

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fucking outrageous.
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At least he's sorry about slagging off Fat Bob. :wink:
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Psst. Wanna buy an album signed by Morrissey? A Bowie album? Lou Reed album?
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He's doing so much to tarnish this tiny bits of rest of his reputation.
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Pista wrote:Psst. Wanna buy an album signed by Morrissey? A Bowie album? Lou Reed album?
Just seen this on facebook, unbelievemebubble :eek:
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Afflikönig wrote:
Pista wrote:Psst. Wanna buy an album signed by Morrissey? A Bowie album? Lou Reed album?
Just seen this on facebook, unbelievemebubble :eek:
To be fair, he is charging $100 less for his records.

Wonder if he'll be signing white sheets next.
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There was a thing I saw: the facebook reaction images, in order, perfectly reflect the average Smiths fan's changing opinion of morrissey over the years:

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:lol:
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And Moz has wrote brand new song called "Max we miss you so very, very much".*


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Pista wrote:Psst. Wanna buy an album signed by Morrissey? A Bowie album? Lou Reed album?
https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/ ... se.145076/

Watch the video then enjoy the angry comments below it...
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Phil wrote:
Pista wrote:Psst. Wanna buy an album signed by Morrissey? A Bowie album? Lou Reed album?
https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/ ... se.145076/

Watch the video then enjoy the angry comments below it...
Wow. Moz sure has a lot of usernames on that forum :lol:
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Jeepers the folk on that forum are not polite to one and other as they say. And talking about Folk, this is genius to be fair...originating from The Ulster Fry I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqu4w4qofmo :lol:
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Bit of a low blow. He's not overweight.
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wow :o

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The butty looks suspiciously murderous too!
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Just watched the episode... dont really know what to make of it.
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Just watched the episode... dont really know what to make of it.
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GC wrote:
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Just watched the episode... dont really know what to make of it.
Its not funny.
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Usually simpson's prophecies take some time to fulfill :innocent: :notworthy: :bat:
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Morrisey is a twunt though. When I first saw him onTOTP waving his flowers around, even at that young age, I thought twunt, and from that point onwards I have thought the same thing many times, then the flag thing started, again twunt. Then the overt racism, twunt.
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Can honestly say I've never listened to a Smiths album but Morrissey comes across as a nasty piece of work .
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Morrissey is one of the most self-obsessed, narcissistic "pop stars" we have. It's all "me me me me me" with him, he loves putting himself forward, he preens himself on the attention he gets, and for all his pretences at being a sensitive artist for studenty bedsit types to relate to, at heart he's a lout.

"In a world obsessed with hate laws, none protect me" is another classic example. I really believe that he secretly loves every minute of this; it's attention, it feeds his ego, and it's an opportunity to play the victim and to put himself forward as some kind of emotional martyr. Prime Morrissey fodder.

I haven't seen the Simpsons episode, but what I've heard about it indicates it's nail on the head stuff.
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mh wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 06:20
Morrissey is one of the most self-obsessed, narcissistic "pop stars" we have. It's all "me me me me me" with him, he loves putting himself forward, he preens himself on the attention he gets, and for all his pretences at being a sensitive artist for studenty bedsit types to relate to, at heart he's a lout.

"In a world obsessed with hate laws, none protect me" is another classic example. I really believe that he secretly loves every minute of this; it's attention, it feeds his ego, and it's an opportunity to play the victim and to put himself forward as some kind of emotional martyr. Prime Morrissey fodder.

I haven't seen the Simpsons episode, but what I've heard about it indicates it's nail on the head stuff.
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@mh wholeheartedly agree. Something from the John Robb interview with Chris stood out for me & that was the fact that when Morrissey goes out for a pint or whatever, he goes out in character rather than as just himself.
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Pista wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 09:51
@mh wholeheartedly agree. Something from the John Robb interview with Chris stood out for me & that was the fact that when Morrissey goes out for a pint or whatever, he goes out in character rather than as just himself.
Maybe thats just him... there is no veneer.
I remeber Sean Hughes ( a big fan of M) saying that meeting him for a pint through a mutual friend, was a let down. M said something like "I better get them in seeing that I am much richer that you two"
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