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30 Jul 2020, 21:12
Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
The lounge looks great.
Bedroom not so great
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Quiff Boy wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 21:12
Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
Prince must be delighted that the location of his post-faked-death hideaway has been revealed. Glad to see that he's gone with the obligatory tangle-twist khazi-carpet - I can see people going "Ey oop - aren't you Prince, the diminutive apparently-dead rock star? You're the spitting image of him."
"What's that? No no no, I'm Arthur Prestwich and I live in Hillingdon."
"Give over - you're Prince!"
"Seriously, I'm not - here's a picture of my house. You really think that a rock star would carpet his lav? I mean, come on - rock stars, eh? vomit, pish, drug-fueled incontinence - putting a carpet in the lav would be a recipe for disaster, surely?"
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Pista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 21:24
Quiff Boy wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 21:12
Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
The lounge looks great.
Bedroom not so great
carpets in kitchen and bathroom tho :urff:
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What kind of wild dinner parties do these people have where a bed is required in the dining room..?

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30 Jul 2020, 21:58
What kind of wild dinner parties do these people have where a bed is required in the dining room..?

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Wondered that myself, along with "why have you got a bar stool next to your bath?" and then saying, "That's weird, you've got the same one in your large purple study".
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... :eek: :eek: :eek: ... terrible ... I couldn't stay longer than five minutes in that place ...
hopefully, these people don't treat any pets to such a setting ... *shiver ... although ...
I'm pretty sure no cat would put up with a home like that... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ;D :lol: ...
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Berlin shoe thief finally out-foxed
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Suddenly camels
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Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus in the region an Irish pub in Spain bans *checks notes* Sweet Caroline
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Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?......Oh & can I stay at your place for a bit?
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The best news? She still said YES!
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Good to hear that this had a happy ending. At least there will be no conflict of were to stay together ;D :innocent: :bat: :bat:
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