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ewww!

but they get stinky, and get that strange texture were they don't quite feel right
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Ex-Mission drummer Steve Spring has died. :( He was just 54.
He was also in Curve in the late 90s. RIP.
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If you have not yet received your Emotional-Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly
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But why? :lol: :notworthy:
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Actual headline: There is no evidence to support claims that Lady Gaga is a witch
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I only went in for a chicken

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https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... s-19243834
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:lol:
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Nature is healing... Thessaloniki after some days in lockdown and...



amazing :bat:
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Bridges can be bastards. Here's the UK's top 10 most bastardy ones
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This sounds like a league for bridges with table and rank and all :)
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A fair few of them seem to be in East Anglia. I appreciate it is the back of beyond, and little has or will happen there, but surely this is taking 'making your own entertainment' a step too far.
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In these troubled times, the Bognor Regis Observer asks the burning question that we all need an answer to. Is Bob an acceptable name for a fish?
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Nobody expects The Spanish Restoration!
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Dear Parents. We would like to ask that, should you be late in arriving, please DO NOT throw your children over the school fence
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Our long, national nightmare is finally over
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Can well be, but oh hell - The Mirror and I'm not in the mood to object some 500+ cookies from their advertising data collecting partners.
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Grannies Gegen Nazis :notworthy:
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Pista wrote: ↑15 Nov 2020, 11:09 Grannies Gegen Nazis :notworthy:
Love it 😂👏👏
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Pista wrote: ↑15 Nov 2020, 11:09 Grannies Gegen Nazis :notworthy:

Your Granny may be unable to programme the video* but youre never too old to spot a cunt ... :twisted:


*for the dumbasses amongst you this is an intentioinal self-deprecating p*ss-take with regards to my age to acknowledge the fact that -as my much younger girlfriend constantly reminds me- I am "almost dead". :roll: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Even chubby parrot can't win bird of the year without claims of election rigging
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Pista wrote: ↑15 Nov 2020, 11:09 Grannies Gegen Nazis :notworthy:
If anyone is thinking about getting t-shirts printed with "Omas Gegen Rechts" and a fist smashing a swastika on, put me down for a couple - perfect xmas pressie for my mum.
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So apparently if you're a male-identifying person and you wear a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine, you're "undermining masculinity".
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EvilBastard wrote: ↑17 Nov 2020, 01:59 So apparently if you're a male-identifying person and you wear a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine, you're "undermining masculinity".
so delicate. so fragile.

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EvilBastard wrote: ↑17 Nov 2020, 01:59 So apparently if you're a male-identifying person and you wear a dress on the cover of a fashion magazine, you're "undermining masculinity".
Ben Shapiro accusing anyone of being a "full-on idiot" is projection so strong I'm surprised it hasn't been seen on the moon.
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