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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 14:47 Unsurprisingly, monorails.org takes monorails very seriously:

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You know. Because we all want to be able to eat dinner & watch TV when we're sitting on the toilet
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Breaking: Motorists & the general public warned about...*shakes magic 8-ball*.... a chicken on the loose.
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I hear that the BBC are moving more news gathering roles to Leeds and Salford. The likes of Newsnight is rumoured to be heading north, sadly, it might be the end of Emily Maitlis in her minidresses because of the climate change :lol:
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Swinnow wrote: ↑18 Mar 2021, 13:30 I hear that the BBC are moving more news gathering roles to Leeds and Salford. The likes of Newsnight is rumoured to be heading north, sadly, it might be the end of Emily Maitlis in her minidresses because of the climate change :lol:
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... s-20205294
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French police seize over €1m of.... strawberry Haribo
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Wax museum removes Trump statue because......people keep punching it
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Pista wrote: ↑21 Mar 2021, 13:55 Wax museum removes Trump statue because......people keep punching it
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i cant remember it is but its Great Yarmouth or Brighton or somewhere;, and theres a wax museum called Louis Toussauds's (Madame's less talented step cousin or some s**t ) & the waxworks are unbeliveably bad. i mean like john Culshaw's impressions bad. the funniest thing about it is the guy gets really f**king pissy about people mocking his place but visitors must only go there to laugh at it.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 08:14 i cant remember it is but its Great Yarmouth or Brighton or somewhere;, and theres a wax museum called Louis Toussauds's...
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markfiend wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 10:25
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑22 Mar 2021, 08:14 i cant remember it is but its Great Yarmouth or Brighton or somewhere;, and theres a wax museum called Louis Toussauds's...
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Following the flooding in NSW, officials warn of the influx of thousands of nopes seeking to escape to dry ground :eek:
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f**k that
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