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Pista wrote: 02 Nov 2021, 08:23 Guitarist discovers the answer to the question we've all been asking. How many pars of gloves can you wear before you can't play Enter Sandman?
metalliaca fans seem to have far too much time on their hands. like the guy who swapped EVERY SINGLE snare drum beat on Master of Puppets album for the snare off of St. Anger...
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With nothing better to do whatsoever, scientists have scienced the hell out of why toast mostly lands butter side down
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With all of Northern Ireland’s problems solved, attention turns to the important matter of the whereabouts and storage of ceremonial robes.
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What do you mean it's not a Siberian husky puppy?
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That word has warped my fragile little mind.
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Somerset harbour to get statue for lost local legend....Derek the goose
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We will remember them......and the tank that smashed into the memorial gates.
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Surely NOT the beef & tomato king sized ones!
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People of Hull warned to stay vigilant in case their shoes glitch out .
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Traffic chaos in Greater Manchester as man waits for his fish and chips.
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The likeness is uncanny. It’s as if Tyson Fury’s actually there, under your kitchen sink.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote: 02 Dec 2021, 02:39 When hell freezes over-https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... d-1263981/
Trapped for days and forced to listen to endless amateur karaoke covers of Wonderwall. Truly the stuff of nightmares.
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That's just nut.
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Seems xmas has been a bit shiat for longer than we thought.
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Man takes walk in Singapore park and has an otterly terrifying experience.
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I guess if you sort of squint a bit.....
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The perfect xmas gift for the turd lover in your life
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Troubleshooting:
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You know those quantum pendants and other negative ion accessories that protect you from "dangerous" 5G radio frequencies? Yeah, well the Dutch nuclear authority have spotted a slight problem with them. Oh the iony.
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