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Manky Swan upgraded to Posh Duck
Yeah. Someone really hates that swan 

Somebody on the twitters suggested it could be a rival swan

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OK so i'm late to the swan party but yes! wow! fukcing hilary-hairy-arse! :
However our Scotch cousins dont seem to have factored in the literacy of the swan which would indicate that its IQ may be considerably higher than theirs. Willing citizens of old Edina who will no doubt have daubed their vile scrawl whilst fucked and bombed on a near fatal cocktail of shortbread offal and heroin....deep-fried!
....swans ARE cunts though, despite being delicious.

However our Scotch cousins dont seem to have factored in the literacy of the swan which would indicate that its IQ may be considerably higher than theirs. Willing citizens of old Edina who will no doubt have daubed their vile scrawl whilst fucked and bombed on a near fatal cocktail of shortbread offal and heroin....deep-fried!

....swans ARE cunts though, despite being delicious.

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#WeOnlyHateMancs

#WeOnlyHateMancs


Most of the newscasters I hear have given up & have reverted to Ms Maxwell
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"Pedo-bitch" is my preferred pronounciation.
"...a right hand is a horrible thing to lose..."
#WeOnlyHateMancs

#WeOnlyHateMancs

Well that's settled then 

This is actually really cool.
Care home residents recreate classic album covers
Care home residents recreate classic album covers
“I feel like I need to make it clear I’m not just some kind of attention-seeker trying to live out some weird alternate reality. This is my life,” Said man with a flame spouting shed for a head
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Pista wrote: ↑15 Jul 2020, 09:18“I feel like I need to make it clear I’m not just some kind of attention-seeker trying to live out some weird alternate reality. This is my life,” Said man with a flame spouting shed for a head
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Oh Spain was lovely. The beaches weren't crowded & the cannabis deliveries were always on time.
Durham man would really like Amazon to stop sending him rubber ducks