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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Sep 2020, 11:31
by Pista
A growing number of employers don't mind informal wear but most of them prefer that you wear trousers

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Sep 2020, 11:39
by Quiff Boy
our team have adopted an informal dress code for video calls... we call it "business from the waist up"

it's optional, but strongly encouraged :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 01 Sep 2020, 12:08
by Pista
Quiff Boy wrote:
01 Sep 2020, 11:39
our team have adopted an informal dress code for video calls... we call it "business from the waist up"

it's optional, but strongly encouraged :lol:
That seems to be a running theme this year. :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 02 Sep 2020, 08:33
by Pista
Good evening ladies & gentlemen. We are just making our final approach to Los Angeles International Airport so if you look out of the windows on the left you can see......a guy with a jet pack

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 03 Sep 2020, 08:08
by Pista
Man makes impassioned plea on one of the most pressing matters facing our world today

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 03 Sep 2020, 14:49
by markfiend
Pista wrote:
03 Sep 2020, 08:08
Man makes impassioned plea on one of the most pressing matters facing our world today
The thing is, he's not wrong. Boneless chicken "wings" aren't generally wings at all, they're made from breast meat. https://www.cracked.com/article_28525_b ... there.html

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 04 Sep 2020, 10:28
by Pista
Woman issues plea to find new home for lost kitten that was wandering a Sheffield car park...Did I say, "Kitten"? I actually meant crayfish

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 Sep 2020, 12:40
by Pista
Is there anything worse than.....an Iceland Jobby Horror?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 Sep 2020, 14:17
by CamilleDeville
Pista wrote:
04 Sep 2020, 10:28
Woman issues plea to find new home for lost kitten that was wandering a Sheffield car park...Did I say, "Kitten"? I actually meant crayfish
Should I email her a Louisiana Cajun boil recipe? I actually don’t eat them, I can’t stand to look at them. I think I got turned off as a kid when I was told to “twist the tail off and suck the head”. I’m not that southern

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 Sep 2020, 14:22
by CamilleDeville
Pista wrote:
05 Sep 2020, 12:40
Is there anything worse than.....an Iceland Jobby Horror?
Omg! Hahaha, the goodwill gesture of Lindor chocolate balls, those employees were having a good laugh!

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 06 Sep 2020, 10:55
by Pista
It's a story as old as time itself. Man capsizes his kayak. Loses his oar. Is rescued by seven priests on a floating Tiki bar

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 10:43
by Pista
We've all been there. A fly gets in the house & you blow up half the house trying to catch it

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 12:48
by iesus
Pista wrote:
07 Sep 2020, 10:43
We've all been there. A fly gets in the house & you blow up half the house trying to catch it
I didn't expect that swat flies with my hands saved me so far from the same fate as that man :innocent: :lol: :lol: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 07 Sep 2020, 16:57
by OLDFART
Pista wrote:
07 Sep 2020, 10:43
We've all been there. A fly gets in the house & you blow up half the house trying to catch it
:lol: :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 08 Sep 2020, 09:56
by Pista
IQ reveal party tells unborn baby that its parents are idiots.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 09 Sep 2020, 08:57
by Pista
A goat ate my paperwork sergeant.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 10 Sep 2020, 10:36
by Pista
Slow news day goes full-glacial at OTS news. Phil's wife might just have a valid point though

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 Sep 2020, 09:32
by Pista
Things you shouldn't do while having a covid test include swallowing the swab stick

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 12 Sep 2020, 09:00
by Pista
Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to scam your insurance company

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 12 Sep 2020, 11:02
by OLDFART
Pista wrote:
12 Sep 2020, 09:00
Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to scam your insurance company
FFS :lol: , I better not get any ideas at work on monday .

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 13 Sep 2020, 04:54
by CamilleDeville
OLDFART wrote:
12 Sep 2020, 11:02
Pista wrote:
12 Sep 2020, 09:00
Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to scam your insurance company
FFS :lol: , I better not get any ideas at work on monday .
That’s insane! I can’t believe anyone going through that. Then again there are constantly people driving wild on the interstate trying to get in a wreck with an 18-wheeler to collect insurance money. The world these days :?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 13 Sep 2020, 08:22
by Pista
Woman celebrating her first wedding anniversary encourages more Brits to marry their local shrub

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 14 Sep 2020, 14:02
by Pista
Mobile ironing service reprimanded for post-ironing process

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 15 Sep 2020, 11:54
by Pista
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, ay? Beautiful plumage

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 16 Sep 2020, 07:57
by Pista
“While there is a small degree of interpretation that can be applied to face coverings, we do not believe it extends to the use of snakeskin – especially when still attached to the snake.”