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Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.
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Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.
Reminds me of when Susan Boyle's new album was promoted on twitter with the hashtag #susanalbumparty

Edit to add: The (apocryphal) story that PowerGen were setting up an Italian subsidiary and registered powergenitalia.com

And I'm not even going to mention Pen Island
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markfiend wrote:
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Pista wrote:
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Malaysia Day poster pulled due to a design blunder. Oh bum.
Reminds me of when Susan Boyle's new album was promoted on twitter with the hashtag #susanalbumparty

Edit to add: The (apocryphal) story that PowerGen were setting up an Italian subsidiary and registered powergenitalia.com

And I'm not even going to mention Pen Island
:lol: That’s hilarious
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That's not a hair clip
Nice :eek:
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If you come across an Asian-looking trader on your local market selling suspiciously-underpriced condoms, beware.
:eek: :urff:
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f**k that
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UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
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UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
those parrots are my f**king spirit animal :lol:
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UK wildlife park decides it would rather not have its parrots tell visitors all about their lovely fcuking plumage
those parrots are my f**king spirit animal :lol:
Reminds me of this
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i always loved unlucky alf.
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From the article: The new titanium space toilet will help astronauts "boldly go" during deep-space missions.
But, due to panic buying, toilet paper won't be sent until the next cargo flight.
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This reminds me of this ;D

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Some alcohol may have been involved
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