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Is there nothing the police won't do to get cut price doughnuts?
Babe, it's a skylight
Witnesses were able to provide the police with sketches of the rogue driver
If you left a piece of your heart in your old kitchen, the woman who just bought your house would like to know if you want it back.
Before driving off in your car, make sure you don't have any surplus doors.
& that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.
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“befriending”Pista wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 09:52& that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.
sure, john.
sure.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Turns out standing really really still isn't the best way to hide from the police.

Austrian village changes its name because they've fcuking had enough
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some people just don't deserve history and traditionPista wrote: ↑27 Nov 2020, 13:07Austrian village changes its name because they've fcuking had enough

"Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knerw the words to every song
Did my singing please you?
No! the words you sang were wrong"
"SISTERS FOREVER, FOREVER SISTERS"
And I knerw the words to every song
Did my singing please you?
No! the words you sang were wrong"
"SISTERS FOREVER, FOREVER SISTERS"
Reason for sale: Wife figured out it isn't an air purifier.
And the 2020 Turnip Prize winner is........ Lockdown
Goths play Golf too ...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
Police spokesman says, "This the hardest one we've investigated."iesus wrote: ↑02 Dec 2020, 15:13Giant Penis Monument Vanishes In Germany And The Police Have No Clue


Anyone have Adolf Hitler winning an election on their 2020 bingo card?
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?