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Who cares about vaccine blockades, countless dead, Mount Merapi erupting, Kellyanne Conway posting child pron (of her own daughter) on social media, protests in Russia, riots in Holland, & Chinese miners being rescued? Fcuk all that! Bonnie Tyler's learnt how to swim!
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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watching this is hypnotic and strangely soothing

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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if "riots in Holland" and "taken dildo down from bookcase?" were in the same sentence all would be good here.
here we go again....
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....with helpful picture of what a 7' humanoid mantis might look like
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Gas station robbery has a happy ending
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How very dare they move stuff to a different aisle? I will never shop there again!
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Texas public safety officials issue amber alert for ...*shakes magic 8-ball*... Glen. Seed of Chucky
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If it's a referral centre for sexual assault, please call it a Sexual Assault Referral Centre. Calling it a Sexual Assault Centre makes it sound...well, just wrong.
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EvilBastard wrote:
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If it's a referral centre for sexual assault, please call it a Sexual Assault Referral Centre. Calling it a Sexual Assault Centre makes it sound...well, just wrong.
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presumably you can enrol on a Sexual Assault Course! like the Krypton Fuckedher
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For 10,000 yen plus expenses for travels and means, Shoji Morimoto offers nothing in particular
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Oh nothing. Just a woman pushing a 40ft truck up a hill
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Oh nothing. Just a woman pushing a 40ft truck up a hill
If only it was an Irn Bru lorry :lol:
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Farcebook blocks photo of cow for being...*checks notes*... overtly sexual.
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Scenes of devastation in Stoke. With helpful photos of what passes for devastation in Stoke
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The Peak District hits peak news as it reaches peak gate
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Wired gives us the crucial information we all needed. How to have a meaningful video chat with your dog
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PSA: If you put your home on the market, remember off-duty police officers sometimes go house hunting too
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Wanted man hands himself into police because he didn't want to spend any more time in lockdown with the people he lives with.
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Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
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