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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 13:10
by markfiend
iesus wrote:
27 Apr 2021, 12:15

is it true the statement about victims of covid? :? :bat:
Johnson is reported to have said he would rather see "bodies pile high in their thousands" than order a third lockdown. At least three different Tory ministers have leaked it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56890714

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 15:28
by EvilBastard
"We are Sex Bobomb and we're here to...well, apparently to make the bomb squad look a bit silly."

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 17:03
by Pista
EvilBastard wrote:
27 Apr 2021, 15:28
"We are Sex Bobomb and we're here to...well, apparently to make the bomb squad look a bit silly."
Tom Jones unavailable for comment

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 19:37
by Swinnow
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Don't bogart that joint my friend.

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 27 Apr 2021, 21:30
by eastmidswhizzkid
Swinnow wrote:
27 Apr 2021, 19:37
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Don't bogart that joint my friend.
sounds like a plan...

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 28 Apr 2021, 08:13
by iesus
Swinnow wrote:
27 Apr 2021, 19:37
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Don't bogart that joint my friend.
sounds like those 2 guys from that movie in one
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:bat: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 28 Apr 2021, 08:56
by markfiend
"Camberwell carrot" innit?
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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 08:52
by Pista
It's taken him six years, but a Bromley man has finally parked in every space in Sainsbury's car park

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 09:17
by markfiend
Got to have a hobby! :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 09:27
by Swinnow
You could park in every parking space at Pudsey Sainsbury's in, say, three minutes :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 12:56
by Swinnow
The City of Liverpool longs for the return of full lockdown.....

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The Liverpool Echo is clearly on a roll at the moment :lol:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 29 Apr 2021, 13:02
by Quiff Boy
Scouseland is the gift that keeps on giving (to headline writers)

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 30 Apr 2021, 07:59
by Pista
PSA: When robbing a McDonald's, be mindful of what the time is.......before you demand chicken nuggets

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 03 May 2021, 10:56
by Pista
Anarchy in the UK

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 04 May 2021, 13:17
by Pista
Begun the sign war has

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 May 2021, 09:26
by Pista
If you've been given an emergency funding grant to help see you though the pandemic. Using a large chunk of it to build a giant squid statue might bring some criticism

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 05 May 2021, 09:57
by iesus
That squid statue is not as "Cthulhu" as my taste in squid statues demands :innocent: :notworthy: :bat:

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 06 May 2021, 08:59
by Pista
Let's face it. Who among us hasn't moved the French border by accident?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 07 May 2021, 08:17
by Pista
On the plus side. He was wearing a seatbelt

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 08 May 2021, 12:14
by Pista
There are numerous reasons to start a gofundme. Such as to pay for the $3,000 worth of Spongebob Squarepants popsicles your 4-year old ordered on Amazon

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 09 May 2021, 11:46
by Pista
Students rescued from the sea aboard a......what the heck is that?

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 May 2021, 10:47
by Pista
Kent resident's Cyberman, Horace, has been deleted from his front garden

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 11 May 2021, 17:39
by Swinnow
Hoping nobody ever needs this but for reference:

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Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 13 May 2021, 09:20
by Pista
"Hey, let's go hiking in this area called 'Certain Death'. What could possibly go wrong?"

Re: Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11

Posted: 13 May 2021, 11:54
by iesus
Dam this is a good one for the young generation lucky if they take the advantage :bat: :bat: