Introductions. An essay

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Yeah, that microwave business gave me heck of pause. Ha!
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he's an ex-pat, far away from home and forgotten some of the rules.

cut him some slack.
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Big Si wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 21:42
DJElectricDaddy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 20:14
So invariably I’m drinking warm or even cold tea. I’ve been known to microwave a cup several times before I actually drink it
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(Gives DJElectricDaddy a long and frosty stare)
sam donut wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 21:58
Yeah, that microwave business gave me heck of pause. Ha!
I know I know why am I admitting this openly in a public forum. It’s sacrilege (oh no now I’m quoting Mish songs). My cred is shot before you’ve even got to know me.
Quiff Boy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 22:09
he's an ex-pat, far away from home and forgotten some of the rules.

cut him some slack.
Thanks boss. I have indeed been in the colonies for too long 😉

In my defense, I’m also broke and can’t afford to pour a cuppa down the drain, cold, microwaved or otherwise
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All fair excuses imho @DJElectricDaddy . All fair excuses.

FWIW i don't actually like tea anyway. :D

Don't @ me, people.
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Big Si wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 23:50
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While I appreciate the fine bone China and the humour intended, I feel some breach of TOS has been committed by posting TikTok content (or related)

EDIT: you’re making the correlation between me and the TikTok idiots with microwave...well played Sir, I am in low company
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Welcome here, DJElectricDaddy ... :) ...
There's no microwave and no biscuits in my home.
And my coffee or tea always get cold while I'm typing something or whatever.
Got used to it and even like the taste of it cold sometimes better than hot ... :D...
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Being645 wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 00:21
Welcome here, DJElectricDaddy ... :) ...
There's no microwave and no biscuits in my home.
And my coffee or tea always get cold while I'm typing something or whatever.
Got used to it and even like the taste of it cold sometimes better than hot ... :D...
Thank you . Cold tea is better than no tea...but no biscuits! THE HORROR, THE HORROR

What do have in the house as a biscuit substitute? Something tasty I hope
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DJElectricDaddy wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 02:32
Being645 wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 00:21
Welcome here, DJElectricDaddy ... :) ...
There's no microwave and no biscuits in my home.
And my coffee or tea always get cold while I'm typing something or whatever.
Got used to it and even like the taste of it cold sometimes better than hot ... :D...
Thank you . Cold tea is better than no tea...but no biscuits! THE HORROR, THE HORROR

What do have in the house as a biscuit substitute? Something tasty I hope
Cigs ... :lol: ...
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18 Sep 2020, 06:36


Cigs ... :lol: ...
Well we all have our vices 😜
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Quiff Boy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 22:09
he's an ex-pat, far away from home and forgotten some of the rules.

cut him some slack.
Fair point :D
'twas only gentle ribbing :P
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impressive introduction!
howzit and welcome to :hl:
here we go again....
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DJElectricDaddy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 23:55
Big Si wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 23:50
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While I appreciate the fine bone China and the humour intended, I feel some breach of TOS has been committed by posting TikTok content (or related)

EDIT: you’re making the correlation between me and the TikTok idiots with microwave...well played Sir, I am in low company
That TikTok Incident was quite an Issue over here a few Months back.

As both a Sisters/Neph Fan and a Member of this Forum, you're in very HIGH Company :wink: (you just have questionable habits when it comes to Drinking Tea)

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sam donut wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 07:45

Fair point :D
'twas only gentle ribbing :P
No harm in a little banter. I’m no snowflake 😜
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Big Si wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 20:13

That TikTok Incident was quite an Issue over here a few Months back.

As both a Sisters/Neph Fan and a Member of this Forum, you're in very HIGH Company :wink: (you just have questionable habits when it comes to Drinking Tea)

2 Minutes 9 Seconds -

Im Glad to hear TikTok occupies that special place in your heart as mine. Did I say heart? Of course I meant arse crack.

Big Si - MyHeartlands very own Lord Melchett 😆
(Thanks for the BA reference, they never get old, so bloody good)
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MadameButterfly wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 10:46
impressive introduction!
howzit and welcome to :hl:
Bonjour Madame Butterfly
It is very good thank you. I feel very welcomed. Looking forward to lots of Sisters (and otherwise) related banter. Been reading these pages for long enough it felt time to stop being Some Kind Of......what’s the word...Lurker
(Was that too trite and obvious)
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DJElectricDaddy wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 20:36
Big Si wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 20:13

That TikTok Incident was quite an Issue over here a few Months back.

As both a Sisters/Neph Fan and a Member of this Forum, you're in very HIGH Company :wink: (you just have questionable habits when it comes to Drinking Tea)

2 Minutes 9 Seconds -

Im Glad to hear TikTok occupies that special place in your heart as mine. Did I say heart? Of course I meant arse crack.

Big Si - MyHeartlands very own Lord Melchett 😆
(Thanks for the BA reference, they never get old, so bloody good)
Lord Melchett had a thing for 'Flossy the Sheep in Series 2'. Being a North Yorkshire Ex-Pat now 20 years in 'Raintown' (Glasgow, Scotland) I prefer the "Iron Duke" Wellington who takes his Tea seriously, or the Noble Savage MacAdder :wink:

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DJElectricDaddy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 00:40
So, I like writing, like stories, prone to exaggeration. I'm not quite so dour. I'll see y'all around the pages I'm sure. Oh, and pardon the french. I have a potty mouth.

Cheers
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we'll have no cunt swearing their fucking heads off around here! what if that little bollocks 'da ickle baby cheeses' was hanging around like a scabby arse ? we'd all look like proper fucjking bell-ends wouldn't we? no mate-if you're gonna be an arse-candle get the fuck out of dodge.
Welcome to HL regardless. :von:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 22:10
DJElectricDaddy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 00:40
So, I like writing, like stories, prone to exaggeration. I'm not quite so dour. I'll see y'all around the pages I'm sure. Oh, and pardon the french. I have a potty mouth.

Cheers
DJED
we'll have no cunt swearing their fucking heads off around here! what if that little bollocks 'da ickle baby cheeses' was hanging around like a scabby arse ? we'd all look like proper fucjking bell-ends wouldn't we? no mate-if you're gonna be an arse-candle get the fuck out of dodge.
Welcome to HL regardless. :von:
Niiiiice. A man after me own fuuuucking sh!t_filled c~nting heart 👍
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Big Si wrote:
18 Sep 2020, 21:13
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Lord Melchett had a thing for 'Flossy the Sheep in Series 2'. Being a North Yorkshire Ex-Pat now 20 years in 'Raintown' (Glasgow, Scotland) I prefer the "Iron Duke" Wellington who takes his Tea seriously, or the Noble Savage MacAdder :wink:

Wonderful. I always thought the granite bodice of McMiggins would be worn by the queen of pies (or pie shops). Anyhoo 20 yrs in Glasgee, it must be doing something for you, despite the rain. Who’d have thought the red- headed caber-tossin head-buttin Scots would represent the sensible faction of our faire isle, but here we are. Or at least, there you are
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Quiff Boy wrote:
17 Sep 2020, 23:34
Don't @ me, people.
@Quiff Boy an english bloke who doesn't like tea, it's coffee right? :twisted:
here we go again....
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