Merry Xmas

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MadameButterfly
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a very merry Xmas to all heartlanders!

this year's celebrations will probably be very different from other years but hopefully you will all have an awesome time. if you will be missing family or friends know you are not alone.
may you eat and drink too much and have a smile or laugh. stay safe and healthy, look after each other.

*hugs* :kiss:
here we go again....
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Merry Xmas to all :bat: :bat:

Stay safe and take care :notworthy: ;D
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It's certainly different this year.

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄
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Have as good a time as the circumstances allow all

I'm off to play beer pong for one.
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Is that what the day is?

Merry everything everyone & please be careful.
Cheers.
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Happy Christmas and much love to one and all. Hope everyone has as good a time as is possible.
Slightly misjudged the size of pork pie that a tenner would get me from the local butcher, so looks like that's what I'm eating for the next week.
Take care everyone. X
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Have a great, safe, Xmas everyone
:D :D :hl:
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Seasonal greetings to all and extra warm ones to those who gathered in Leeds on a night in March just before the world took it's strange walk on the wild side. Stay safe everyone and look after the ones you love x
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Happy socially-distanced seasonally/religiously-appropriate wishes to one and all.

In keeping with the spirit of the season, I shall be heading down to Downing Street this evening to invite that mop-headed tw@ to the annual airing of grievances. This may take a while.

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@EvilBastard Give the blonde twunt a 'dig' from me too.
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Swinnow wrote:
24 Dec 2020, 20:52
@EvilBastard Give the blonde twunt a 'dig' from me too.
Yeah, I'll happily put to for any eggs you need.

In the spirit of Christmas, like. Chuck eggs at his nog.
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Happy christmas all , the sooner this year fucks off the better .
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Merry Christmas y'all.
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‘Ave a good one, like.

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@QB was that 'like' as in the scouse full stop?
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Merry XMas everybody and above all, stay negative ... :D ...

Have lots of nuts and fruit to eat and all your stocks replenished ...
over here, the espresso is gonna last until deep into February ... :D ...
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Well, the gingerbread's out of the oven, the sangria's made, and there's only the cranberry sauce left to do, so I guess it must be Xmas...

I hope you and yours enjoy a safe, healthy, and happy holiday, however you're celebrating. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

LOVE YOU LOADS!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Merry Christmas to everyone! Have a great time and may next year be better than this one. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Because it's Christmas, and because it's the season of good will to everyone (yes, even you people!) I bring you the latest Bartender's Xmas Cunning Wheeze:

Do you have a bottle of clear spirits sitting around that no-one drinks because it's foul - perhaps a bottle of schnapps that you brought back from somewhere (no, not Archer's or peppermint - proper schnapps), or some rice whisky that was 50p a bottle but just passing anywhere near it causes your eyes to water - and you're wondering what to do with it?

I can highly recommend adding it to your favourite Bloody Mary recipe. Create a new drink - if it's German schnapps perhaps a Bloody Margareta?
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Merry Christmas every peeps and bods. Just another day hunkered down in the house with the wife and kid. The boy is attempting to make a Wellington for dinner, but apparently I bought the wrong cut of meat and it’s $50 of dog food. Think he’s exaggerating but the Xmas spirit is waning. So I’m about to head into my office, play some synths loudly and hit the whiskey.

Hope you are all appropriately imbibed too and the fat red catburgler left you something better than socks
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Happy Bloody Mary day all.
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Different this year entirely. Still, we managed to have a good time.
Here's hoping we all symptom free by this time next week xxx
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I hope you all managed to enjoy your Christmas Day and can relax for the next few days. It's full lockdown here in Wales so we've just battened down the hatches and had a quiet. peaceful time.

Missing family, good friends and gigs but also counting our blessings.

Much love :kiss:
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