Chairman Bux

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Jim
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It's nearly ten years since he posted, so I finally feel safe asking – Bux was Von checking up on the kids, right?
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You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.
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markfiend wrote:
23 Mar 2021, 17:42
You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.
Haha, bastard. At this rate I could legitimately take this question to my grave. Twenty years looked like a long time in 2002. Now it's the blink of an eye.
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:von:
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And I knerw the words to every song.
'Did my singing please you?'
'No! the words you sang were wrong' "

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Okay, having been entirely clueless on this matter, I have proceeded to (obsessively) read the backlog of chairman bux's posts.
Honestly, it's a tuesday. What have I got to loose? And all I can say is... wow. You bickering lot!
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LyanvisAberrant wrote:
23 Mar 2021, 19:47
Okay, having been entirely clueless on this matter, I have proceeded to (obsessively) read the backlog of chairman bux's posts.
Honestly, it's a tuesday. What have I got to loose? And all I can say is... wow. You bickering lot!
Well, apart from the occasional tour reigniting interest there has been precious little to feed the fanaticism of some, so we have largely had to make our own entertainment.

"You lot can f*ck about amongst yourselves....", as a singer once said.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
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Very true!
Well if the chairman sees this, then please put better reptile back in the set. Pretty please?
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Bax or Bux. Arnold was always led by money
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Are counterfeit dollars on the rise offshore?
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Jim wrote:
23 Mar 2021, 17:40
It's nearly ten years since he posted, so I finally feel safe asking – Bux was Von checking up on the kids, right?
It was either him, or someone pretending to be him. It's probably for the best that we don't know. :lol:
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It's Dr. Avalanche, it was the very first ML and AI chat bot written by AE.
After what it saw, it lost interest in conversation with us, thus so long period of silence.
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Well, there are more people with insight than :von: himself, Guru Nige Lites on Dominion for example:

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=20275

Probably someone in or close to Sisters camp, but hardly the overlord himself...I mean, smileys!? Would ruin my worldview :lol:
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I do remember him taking me to task slightly for suggesting that :von: got 'sent down', that is, kicked out of Oxford. So you never know... :wink:
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As I understand it, very few people are genuinely "sent down" from Oxbridge. You're far more likely to be asked to leave your college.

Of course if you refuse that simple request then you might be sent down.
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hahaha but we know who the Chairman is...

he was wearing the t-shirt :von:
here we go again....
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24 Mar 2021, 19:49
hahaha but we know who the Chairman is...

he was wearing the t-shirt :von:
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I knew I should have kept my mouth shut.
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Bartek wrote:
25 Mar 2021, 00:08
OMG! :eek:

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hah! god, i'd forgotten he had that account.

(looks like he has also forgotten he has that account)
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Chairman Bux has a new follower on Twitter. Me.

So somewhere out there in the ether, an email account just went 'bing'.
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In cyberspace, no one can your email 'bing'

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Me thinking "Chairman Bux" one of the moderators? Never really took much much notice of the posts! :lol:
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(in the land of the blind) if you poke someone in the eye with a stick they often dont even see it coming....or something.

there's a black (obviously) box (not Bux) where the celebrity plane crashed...knew you'd be pleased. :von:
"Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knerw the words to every song.
'Did my singing please you?'
'No! the words you sang were wrong' "

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I always had THIS assumption, I just thought it was best not to ask...
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Your real must be what you can't disprove... Not that anyone is trying too much.
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