who's next?
Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
who's next?
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Breaking: Man loses glasses.
Spoiler: He finds them again.
Spoiler: He finds them again.
another case of
without and with glasses
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Probably the most "not news" news story in the history of "not news" news stories.
More dogs participated than people
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Pro-tip: When staging a drunken protest because the hotel won't let you into your room, try to protest at the correct hotel.
Fire crews race into action to rescue woman from....*checks notes*......a deck chair.
Today's Earth shattering bacon news you know you can't do without.
Hayward Mark Dawkins, who cares for the animals on the two commons, said, "Cattle like to eat carrots but the public should not feed them....... ...while off-roading across the common in a Nissan Micra."
That's 'cause droids don't rip people's arms out of their sockets when they lose...... They will break your finger though.
Hotel chef pursues fleeing pair who crashed pickup into shop front. Then things get weird.
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The end is nigh https://www.foodandwine.com/news/velve ... -goldbelly
EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote: ↑28 Jul 2022, 01:15 The end is nigh https://www.foodandwine.com/news/velve ... -goldbelly
Martini's bad enough as it is
Marty the Zebra is missing in Missouri. If you come across a stray zebra, and it doesn't answer to Marty, that's the wrong one, so keep looking
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
iesus wrote: ↑02 Aug 2022, 13:01 Meanwhile a man has encountered an unusual problem with his Tesla or not?
Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.
we are really leaving in Caligula time
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Behold. The NASA space sausage.
Actual headline: The Northumberland goats with GPS - no kidding.
When 80's new wave bands go rogue.
...with helpful video of what a bear high on "mad honey" might look like.