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Man buys fish. With helpful pictures of what a man and his fish might look like
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markfiend
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Wow that's actually quite impressive. The size of that fish!
If tuna are that shape, narrow at the ends and fat in the middle, then how come all the tins it comes in are the same size?
If tuna are that shape, narrow at the ends and fat in the middle, then how come all the tins it comes in are the same size?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
It's what she would have wanted.
Another completely normal day in Brazil.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Suddenly bee.
Do not serve this man.
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markfiend
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An interesting take on the situation in Ukraine.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Manchester Evening News getting to the bottom of issues. Pulitzer pending
Seriously? Who is advising that cretin these days?
In other news, there's a Guinness world record for.....*checks notes*...... walking with a guitar balanced on your chin.
Allegedly our lord and saviour once said, "Blessed are the cheese makers". But expect legal action if you name a cheese sandwich after him.
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markfiend
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Sings "...and you will know they are christians by their lo-o-o-o-ve" 
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
It's fair to assume that some alcohol was involved.
Is that a whistle in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Infiltration goes wrong
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"I'm going to paint a masterpiece ................................... with my face". "Okay, but why the big pause?" "Because I'm a bear."
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markfiend
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Boris Johnson resigns. Kinda. Much like his Brexit strategy, he wants to leave without leaving.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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There was me thinking almost anybody must be better than the lying, unfaithful Boris and then I saw 'brexit hardman' Steve Baker in the betting.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
Yeah. About that rat infestation......
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Oh nothing. Just a woman taking her pet banana for a walk.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."