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Given our noted ability hereabaouts to completely derail a topic at a moment's notice, I'm minded to try out a little game:

Just keep going off-topic, but do it in such a way that it relates to the previous post. Then explain how it relates. Points will be awarded for surrealness (surreality?) of links from one post to the next.

So, what is the adjectival form of surreal?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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black, two sugars please.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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as long as it's tall and slender i don't mind
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the worst thing is when you go down to the cellar-kitchen and there's slimey trails all over the worktops :urff:
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the cat's been sick on the washing
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how very bold.

or is it dreft?
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No, it was definately Jane Seymour.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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surfing time if you've got broadband

(answer your email, QB, I need help)
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It's really bloody hot today, lucky I took off work.
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Can we get back on topic?? Please???

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That is surreal.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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I find it phantasmagoric.
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I wish you people would stop changing your avatars. You know how confused I get these days.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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QB changed mine by accident........ its a divine pic but thats not where i wanted it
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Thrash Harry wrote:I wish you people would stop changing your avatars. You know how confused I get these days.
Well that means Mr. Manning will be staying awhile. :eek:
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I remember you. Errr. Ummm. Johnny Boy isn't it? Yes. That's it! Johnny Boy. Here. Sit down lad. Stay a while... Tell me, have they given you your own desk at school?
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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me god! lars? emily? what has happened! MUTATION!
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right changed it back so you know who i am
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Black Planet wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:I wish you people would stop changing your avatars. You know how confused I get these days.
Well that means Mr. Manning will be staying awhile. :eek:
they don't like it up 'em captain :notworthy: :notworthy:
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its good...but its not 'polish hardcore' good :urff:
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emilystrange wrote:right changed it back so you know who i am
right, so three consecutive on topic posts, on the of topic thread :roll:

life is indeed strange, but then again, so are people ;D
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ryan_w_0000 wrote:its good...but its not 'polish hardcore' good :urff:
fed gravel as a lad were we :innocent: :wink:
Goths have feelings too
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You probably recognise me when you read what I'm trying to write.

<------And my pretty picture.

..... No comment.
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paint it black wrote:
emilystrange wrote:right changed it back so you know who i am
right, so three consecutive on topic posts, on the of topic thread :roll:

life is indeed strange, but then again, so are people ;D
its a surreal thing
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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paint it black wrote:
ryan_w_0000 wrote:its good...but its not 'polish hardcore' good :urff:
fed gravel as a lad were we :innocent: :wink:
i dont know..i was trapped in this car..with these people.... :von: :?:
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