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Anyone actually bothered? :roll:

Always thought her eyes were too far apart, anyway.
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What's it now then?

Heard she was fired at H&M because of some piccies of her with some drugs published?
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well i for one am appalled and disgusted by the example la moss is setting. snorting coke through a fiver! how utterly cheap.
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Apparently, Pete's doing yoga. Think he planted it on her and framed her?

Get 'em both against the wall and let rip.
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Not fussed about her. And I'm quite aggressively apathetic about him if that's possible.

Is this news though? I'm sure we must have had these 'revelations' a few times before..
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Model takes cocaine.

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How the f**k can such a non-story make it to the BBC main news? Has the world really gone that far down the pan?

Obviously yes. :?
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Norman Hunter wrote:Anyone actually bothered? :roll:

Always thought her eyes were too far apart, anyway.
utter hypocrisy on the part of all the journos involved with "breaking" the story... coke usage is rife within the media, especially broadcast media. for them to expose and condemn her is ridiculous.

still, if it helps stop coke being such a trendy drug then it has to be a good thing.

i know what you mean about her eyes though. she's always looked like a ropey skag hag to me :urff:
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Does anyone really give a f**k about the Kate Moss thing though?

Super rich, superficial, super skinny supermodel with f**k all to contribute towards society has a cocaine problem. Is anyone surprised? Why does anyone care? If she saw the likes of the people who do in the streets she'd turn her nose up at them. :eek:
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Biggest slut in the business allegedly. I know someone who 'knew' her, if you get my drift. She worked her way through Primal Scream when they released that single with her warbling on it.

I don't think she's in the least bit attractive, even less so these days.

A waste of (not much, admittedly) skin.
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markfiend wrote:Model takes cocaine.

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She is a proper babe though.

Also, not the first to owe her superlative cheekbones to an illegal substance... :von: :innocent: ...
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she's not even pretty...
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Mmm, good point. EDIT: Because Ms. Strange pushed in, my good point was me agreeing with B's assessment that her razor-cheeks are a result of some fine honing, ahem ahem. :wink:

I object to her personally, much like that ragged dog she's lugging around with her.

Mind you, I was convinced for years she was an android. I could quite imagine shooting her in the head with a shotgun, and it just reforming...

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i'm just secure in the knowledge that she'll not reach my weight..
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emilystrange wrote:she's not even pretty...
I can entirely see what you mean in a 'the ideas of beauty that prevail in the screwed up world of modelling are weird' sense. Nevertheless, if she walked into my local she'd get chatted up pretty quick, supermodel or not. Now that (ex?) boyfriend of hers, there's someone whose appeal I could never understand - surely the only people attracted to him would be pushers, unofficial biographers and hungry dogs?
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no, i just don't think she is... let me think who is. ummm..
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emilystrange wrote:let me think who is. ummm..
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Am I right, or am I right? :lol:
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:lol:

Genius, Sir.

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i meant which girls..

but...
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emilystrange wrote:i meant which girls
I know. :innocent:
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just clarifying for the masses..
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Don't give up the train of thought, though - I'm perpetually fascinated by the women that straight women find attractive. Often very surprised, as well as fascinated.
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am having probs thinking of people now.
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Nicole Kidman.
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now THAT lady is a beauty. and classy.
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