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If it's any consolation and helps to break down barriers, I'd shag Johnny Depp. :P I can't believe he's less than a year younger than me and looks just slightly better than me. :lol:

Guess tons of money and Vanessa Paradis helps. :innocent:

Edward Scissorhands as a date would have scared me simply for the foreplay. I'm not Jewish nor do I have any desire to be. :eek:

Sleepy Hollow is a so-so film but there is a scene that always makes me chuckle:

[waking from a faint]
Icabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him. [faints]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually, maybe I should be trying to shag Tim Burton ..? :innocent:
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Johnny M wrote:If it's any consolation and helps to break down barriers, I'd shag Johnny Depp. :P
Way ahead of you Mr M. The Currently Lusting Over thread has become decidedly homo-erotic. Except for the parts where females keep butting in :von:
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Motz wrote: Way ahead of you Mr M. The Currently Lusting Over thread has become ...
... trash bin bound simply by being a 'Currently ...' thread ... :wink:
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boudicca wrote: Erin O'Connor - the "freak" of supermodels, and as a steadfast defender of my fellow bony birds, had to stick her in.
Shouldn't this picture be better off in the "Daddy-Longlegs"-thread?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Motz wrote:
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Dark wrote:Not at all. Just there are very few gentlemen I find attractive, famous or otherwise.
And those that I do will not have their pictures posted without consent.

I'm Too Nice.
You won't fight me for Bowie, then?
I'll fight Bowie for Korin, that way you don't have to get your hands dirty ;D
Oh my.

You're welcome to Bowie, I have someone I have a more real chance of getting. :lol:
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If anyone deserves to get Bowie, it should be me. :innocent:

I'd actuallly say Johnny Depp or George Clooney.
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nick the stripper wrote:If anyone deserves to get Bowie, it should be me. :innocent:

I'd actuallly say Johnny Depp or George Clooney.
Oh what did I start? :eek: :lol:

I was merely suggesting that the gentlemen ought to be able to express admiration for their fellow... fellows in a non-gay way. To recognise their attractiveness without actually wanting to *do* them personally.
I mean, IMHO the lovely ladies I've mentioned are undeniably hot stuff, but £1000,000 couldn't persuade me to get into a compromising situation with any of them :urff: .

Oh well. Never mind. Carry on camping... :P
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BTW what does anyone see in George f**king Clooney? :eek: :urff:

NO. NAY. NEVER.
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boudicca wrote:BTW what does anyone see in George f**king Clooney? :eek: :urff:

NO. NAY. NEVER.
He's no' my type either.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote: Erin O'Connor - the "freak" of supermodels, and as a steadfast defender of my fellow bony birds, had to stick her in.
Shouldn't this picture be better off in the "Daddy-Longlegs"-thread?
You know what, Boudicca, I think she's very cute too. And there's nothing wrong with being skinny and having a big nose. Although I would say that.

Now, onto the serious business. Men. Ho-hum. This one is quite odd, since with women I like the pale, dark-haired and 'striking' look (PJ Harvey, ms Boudicca, is another good call). But when it comes to men, the ones I think are attractive (in a very un-homoerotic way, I tell you!) tend to be blond. Tall, I suppose. In an aesthetic sense, I always think that the male gymnasts at the Olympics have the most beautiful physiques. So, if I were gay, for my birthday you could give me a tall blond gymnast called Sasha with razor-sharp cheekbones.

To contradict all of that (isn't life complicated?), though, Didier Drogba is a really beautiful man. Cor.
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ginola is truly beautiful...
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Wow, this has fantasmagorically transmogrified into a 'fittest footballer's thread all of a sudden. Anyway, here's Didier for all you Chelsea fans lurking there. Yes, I know you're there, I can smell your money.Image
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Johnny M wrote:


Actually, maybe I should be trying to shag Tim Burton ..? :innocent:
I always had a thing for David Lynch. I have a feeling he's often on PlanetDave :twisted: :lol:
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haven't yet forgiven her for the mess she and jamie cullum madeof 'lovecats' at the brits last year
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Johnny M wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote: my name being Kate
Not katie? :innocent: :lol: :roll:


:eek:

* Just realised that I've signed my own death warrant with BD by using that monicker and so my life is on borrowed time until she reads this post. Black Dahlia is not for the squeamish. *
Unlucky Johnny - start running .........

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emilystrange wrote:haven't yet forgiven her for the mess she and jamie cullum madeof 'lovecats' at the brits last year
jeezus that was bleeding awful wasn't it ? he's a dickhead anyway -in an interview on channel 4 (ok it was popworld :oops: ) he said that he's happily played for the queen's entertainment on 3 occassions at royal tea-parties...then when asked (an admittedly loaded question) about what he thought of the pampered windsors,and whether their lifestyle should be paid for by the british people he blustered and said they should get rid of them! make your mind up before you take the shilling next time you knob!
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oops. this was meant to be in the katie meulah thread. sorry
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:make your mind up before you take the shilling next time you knob!
Unscrupulous, then... that's the only good thing you can say about him :roll: .

His little squashy fizzog is infinitely kickable... :twisted:
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